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Title: does abyone have any good jokes
Post by: aggie49 on March 11, 2011, 02:01:05 pm

i have one its about this 75 year old women calls her neighbor to come help her with the puzzle she is trying to put together so the guys go to her house and she shows him to the table where she has it all laid out he looks at her and says mam your puzzle can't be put together because its not a puzzle its a box of cornflakes lol

Title: Re: does abyone have any good jokes
Post by: Tresbn00 on March 11, 2011, 05:59:25 pm

How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill "Two and a Half Men"!

What's green and smells like Miss. Piggy?
Kermit's Finger.

Confuscious say that man who stand on toilet get high on Pot.

What looks, like bananas, smells like bananas, tastes like bananas but isn't bananas?
Monkey Puke!

Title: Re: does abyone have any good jokes
Post by: EAngels on March 11, 2011, 06:25:47 pm

Laughter is a great mecidine. ;D don't have a jokes, sorry! but nice jokes.