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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: dguernsey1 on November 18, 2011, 02:38:38 pm
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL :BangHead:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN :sad1:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT :P
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO :bootyshake:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL :icon_rr:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR :angry7:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.