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Title: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: tantricia44 on December 14, 2011, 09:07:43 pm
Just now, there was a report in the news that this guy tried to run over his X-girlfriend at a gas station. Instead of getting even with the X he drove right into the store's glass window. When he drove out to get away, his truck met with a camper on the road! Haahaaa....I wonder is there only stupid criminals here in the south? FLA? Or is it State wide? Have any FC members been exposed to or witness any stupid criminals caught in the act in your STATE? :wave:
Title: Re: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: mc1962 on December 20, 2011, 07:16:02 am
I like to see the dumbest criminals tv show, i saw a guy walk in a store and lay the gun on the counter while he put the money in the bag..........the clerk grabbed the gun and foiled the crook.  Crazy. :cat:
Title: Re: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: loulizlee on December 20, 2011, 07:54:49 am
All criminals are stupid!!
Title: Re: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: mrstina08 on December 20, 2011, 09:49:30 am
Yes sure have in ATL. Several months ago a crew of boys broke in a waeve shop and stole over 30,000 worth of hair. Whoever gets that hair no more bad hair days.
Title: Re: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: shepherdchik on December 20, 2011, 10:32:49 am
i think these stories or tv shows about dumb criminals can be really funny but kinda sad too cuz they're that desperate to steal in the first place
Title: Re: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: kapeh12 on December 20, 2011, 11:09:53 am
One of the best stupid criminal story I ever heard was a newspaper article submitted to the Tonight Show (Jay Leno early days).  It told of a robbery of a gas station.  The robber entered the station and put a $20 on the counter asking the attendant if he could make change.  When the attendant opened the register to see, the robber pulled a gun and handed the attendant a bag and instructed him to put all the money from the register into the bag.  After the attendant did this, the robber took the bag and ran out of the store...leaving the $20 on the counter.

The joke was on the robber, as the cash register had less than $10 in it.  The manager had just cleared it, putting the big bills into the safe about 15 minutes earlier.

So in the end, that gas station MADE money on the robbery.   ;D
Title: Re: LoL....Been seeing a lot of Stupid criminals in the news in the last 2 weeks!
Post by: KrystalStarr on January 16, 2012, 10:53:41 am
I love those TV shows about dumb criminals!! Hahahaha I saw one I can still picture in my mind and it makes me giggle everytime I think bout it. A guy goes to rob a store and pulls his gun out and the attendant pulls out a gun 3x the size the "robber" pulled out hahahaha :thumbsup: nice dude!