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Title: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
Post by: sarasurvey2 on February 18, 2012, 09:49:18 pm: I wanted to start a fun post, and I am hoping that a lot of people will reply too, something we all can laugh at together. I just was wondering is the best or worse pick-up line you have ever heard or used? I am sure there are some great ones out there, such as "If you were a library book, I would check you out"

So get to thinking and please respond, have a great day!!! :thumbsup:
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Post by: Jbenert on February 18, 2012, 09:54:25 pm: Well at work as a cashier we're required to ask the customer for their zip code before they check out.
While working a group of attractive guys had come through my lane and when i asked him for his zip code, he gave it to me, then proceeded to ask if I wanted his number too so I could call him later.
Then as he walked away he added a "stay beautiful" comment.

otherwise, one of my all time faves is "Do you believe in love at first sight?... or should I walk by again?"
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Post by: Valerie1979 on February 20, 2012, 02:25:48 pm: the DJ on my radio station said the other day that someone tried to use the pick up line "WOW, you like Lindsey Lohan before she got skinny"

Ummm.. is that a compliment to say you look fat or ???

:) she didn't like the pick up line
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Post by: sigmapi1501 on February 21, 2012, 12:06:12 pm: Do you think it's still ok for a man to hold the door open for a woman.. OR does that cut into your independence?
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Post by: jorhea on February 21, 2012, 04:58:46 pm: I have a line I used to use when I bartended when guys tried to use their pick up lines on me.... I'd say "I'm not that bored and you're not that lucky"
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Post by: premar16 on February 21, 2012, 05:25:48 pm: the last time i went to the bar I guy told me that if there was a snake wrapped around me he would f))(&ck to get to me .creepy
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Post by: falcon9 on February 21, 2012, 07:01:50 pm: "Since your beauty has blinded me, can I touch your face now to remember you better?"
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Post by: sarasurvey2 on February 23, 2012, 09:01:55 pm: Quote from: jorhea on February 21, 2012, 04:58:46 pm
I have a line I used to use when I bartended when guys tried to use their pick up lines on me.... I'd say "I'm not that bored and you're not that lucky"

I feel like if some creep ever wants to hit on me, this will be something that I am going to use, lol.
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Post by: LokisTyro on February 23, 2012, 09:32:04 pm: I always liked "How much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice" but I have never used it and probably never will. :wave:
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Post by: cateyes1 on July 18, 2012, 05:26:34 am: How about the one "I forgot/lost my number can I have yours" however that goes, how lame
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Post by: fc2 on July 18, 2012, 06:22:22 am: "Whur you been all of my life?"

"Man dem dar feet and toes would sure feel good on my back and in my mouth" LOL
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Post by: revkrob on July 18, 2012, 07:19:12 am: What's your favorite flavor of pop-tarts? Good, that's what we're having for breakfast. <-- That was used on me probabl 15 years ago and I still giggle just a little when I think about it. (No, it didn't work.)
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Post by: lucky382001 on July 18, 2012, 12:03:52 pm: Quote from: sigmapi1501 on February 21, 2012, 12:06:12 pm
Do you think it's still ok for a man to hold the door open for a woman.. OR does that cut into your independence?

I think holding a door open for anyone is a gesture of courtesy. I hold doors open for men too.
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Post by: lucky382001 on July 18, 2012, 12:06:44 pm: I remember hearing..Hey I know you we went to different schools together. I thought that was pretty lame as a pick up line but as an ice breaker it is just fine though silly.
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Post by: tammypete on July 18, 2012, 12:07:38 pm: I have heard....Wow you sure do look HEALTHY!!!!
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Post by: moomabean on July 18, 2012, 12:14:01 pm: I heard one on tv yesterday that I couldn't believe!! The guy asked this gal, "Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!
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Post by: Phx0808 on July 18, 2012, 12:35:51 pm: "Let's have sex."
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Post by: moomabean on July 18, 2012, 12:47:34 pm: "Do you want to go on a float trip? We can go for a ride on my waterbed!"
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Post by: Garydh on July 18, 2012, 02:48:15 pm: Mine was usually lame, like hi, I am Gary, and I would wait to see if they would introduce themselves. If not I would move on. I mean why bother with someone if they don't want to be bothered?
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Post by: mrsbluesmith on July 18, 2012, 02:55:05 pm: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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Post by: Phx0808 on July 19, 2012, 08:59:45 am: "I'm donating my shoulder to the wheel, my nose to the grindstone, and my ear to the ground, but I only have eyes for you."
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Post by: BaudLight on July 29, 2012, 09:31:42 pm: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Post by: jnjmolly on July 29, 2012, 11:47:01 pm: My husband always says "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together! lol