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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: franibarra on March 30, 2009, 01:01:27 pm
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mother' s
... . .. then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...
... . .. then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
... . .. then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores
. . .. then buy a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually . . .
... . .. then buy a dog.
BUT, on the other hand . . .
If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . . ..
.. . . then buy a cat !
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Thats a cute saying
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Who loves you more, your significant other or your dog? Way to find out: put them both in the trunk of your car and drive around for an hour....which one is happy to see you when you open up?
my friend told me that and it always made me giggle.
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Thats the truth :dog:
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that is so true,, :wave:
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HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh! ;D
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Yeah I love dogs, sometimes they don't always come when you call though. ;D
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;) smart
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Aw haha that's cute.
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Hmm... I should show this post to my dog. I don't think he got the memo on how he is supposed to be behaving here... :P
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This is hilarious, although as a cat lover, I think you're being a little too tough on our feline friends.
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:wave: I'm a dog lover, too, but when this one is gone, that's it for me. I heard an old saying and I think it went.."dogs are man's best friends because they wag their tails - not their tongues." or something like that. :confused1:
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that is funny, i've had cats for years, only recently a dog. Love dogs!
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haha, how cute.. and true, i suppose ;p
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lol, yes, I agree with this one. I dislike cats!
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ha! love dogs....cats are too stuck up for me and not as playful and fun unless they're kittens.
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so true!!! this is the cutest thing.
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i dont even know where to start with this.
i am a tree-huggin animal lover.
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