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Title: One sentence jokes, puns, and insults.
Post by: Phx0808 on July 17, 2012, 07:45:14 pm: Hey Fellow FusionCashers,

Need a laugh? Join in on the fun!

Here are three to get everyone started:

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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Post by: revkrob on July 17, 2012, 09:02:48 pm: Wipe that face off your head. :P
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Post by: falcon9 on July 18, 2012, 02:48:32 am: 'You act like you're blind in one ear and deaf in the other eye.'
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Post by: JediJohnnie on July 18, 2012, 11:09:35 pm: When my cousin was a kid he told his father he wanted to go to the zoo.

His father said 'Don't worry about it,if they want ya,they'll come get ya!'
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Post by: marciaenglish on July 18, 2012, 11:32:04 pm: You are still my favorite horse; if you never win a race! ;D
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Post by: BaudLight on July 29, 2012, 09:23:53 pm: When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!
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Post by: txmar922 on July 29, 2012, 10:58:54 pm: why did the Easter bunny hide the eggs? .... didn't want anyone to know he was messing around with a chicken.
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Post by: jnjmolly on July 29, 2012, 11:32:17 pm: How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little boogie in it!
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Post by: tdecet on July 29, 2012, 11:40:56 pm: Pull my finger!!!!
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Post by: dauna on July 30, 2012, 03:32:59 am: From a James Thurber cartoon I saw: if I dialed the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Post by: plennis on July 30, 2012, 07:32:29 am:    He's so ugly they have to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs will play with him.

   I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

   Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the *bleep* to do it.

    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

     I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

   Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
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Post by: kapeh12 on July 30, 2012, 08:25:28 am: A stingy man is being mugged. The mugger threatens "Your money or your life!" The stingy man replies "I'm thinking about it!"