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Title: Joke Of The Day
Post by: dsine223 on May 22, 2009, 06:31:43 am: Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills. :wave:
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: viva05 on May 22, 2009, 06:38:51 am: Nice joke haven't heard that one before that was a good one there ;D
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: home_teachin on May 22, 2009, 07:15:21 am: A man named Bob and a blonde are working in a warehouse. The man says " I'm going to go home early today".
The blonde tells him " there is no way the boss will let you leave early."
"I'll convince him I really need a break," Bob responds.
When the boss approaches , Bob climbs up some skids and starts swinging from the light fixture.
"I'm a lightbulb ! I'm a lightbulb !" he cries.
"Bob, I think you need to go home and get some rest, " his boss says, thinking that Bob has gone crazy.
As Bob is leaving , the blonde follows him out.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss asks her.

Well duh, I can't work in the dark.
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: FarleyGuy on May 22, 2009, 08:17:12 am: Haha that's great.
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Post by: kalpal2003 on May 22, 2009, 09:00:27 am: Haha, the lightbulb one was pretty funny. ;D
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: home_teachin on May 22, 2009, 06:11:54 pm: Thanks, it got me $100 from Readers Digest a couple years ago.
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: arnov2 on May 25, 2009, 08:32:19 am: Quote from: home_teachin on May 22, 2009, 06:11:54 pm
Thanks, it got me $100 from Readers Digest a couple years ago.

boy what i do to get that
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: arnov2 on May 25, 2009, 08:34:26 am: Quote from: dsine223 on May 22, 2009, 06:31:43 am
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills. :wave:

why
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: bungholiotgn on May 25, 2009, 10:25:35 am: Quote from: arnov2 on May 25, 2009, 08:34:26 am
Quote from: dsine223 on May 22, 2009, 06:31:43 am
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills. :wave:

why

Read, he says why.
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: lher0277 on July 17, 2009, 12:21:04 pm: ha, ha, ha that was funny! ;D
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Post by: CanyonGamer on July 17, 2009, 09:04:47 pm: haha loved both jokes
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: michealmmsm on July 18, 2009, 05:03:02 am: Shhhh. The pills are sleeping. Nice. I will use that on the engineers at work.
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: marcar1008 on October 26, 2009, 10:37:23 am: Quote from: home_teachin on May 22, 2009, 07:15:21 am
A man named Bob and a blonde are working in a warehouse. The man says " I'm going to go home early today".
The blonde tells him " there is no way the boss will let you leave early."
"I'll convince him I really need a break," Bob responds.
When the boss approaches , Bob climbs up some skids and starts swinging from the light fixture.
"I'm a lightbulb ! I'm a lightbulb !" he cries.
"Bob, I think you need to go home and get some rest, " his boss says, thinking that Bob has gone crazy.
As Bob is leaving , the blonde follows him out.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss asks her.

Well duh, I can't work in the dark.

:notworthy: LOVED THIS ONE ! LOL
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: acurtsinger2 on October 26, 2009, 11:16:16 am: that was silly. :sad1:
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: mikehomolovich on October 26, 2009, 11:59:39 am: hahaha
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: Radicalpraiser on October 26, 2009, 12:08:37 pm: That was really funny..I have one ...where does the lone ranger take his garbage.....

Ta da dump Ta da dump Ta da dump Ta da dump dump dump.
Title: Re: Joke Of The Day
Post by: anguyen21 on October 26, 2009, 12:33:11 pm: Quote from: Radicalpraiser on October 26, 2009, 12:08:37 pm
That was really funny..I have one ...where does the lone ranger take his garbage.....

Ta da dump Ta da dump Ta da dump Ta da dump dump dump.

lol pure genius :notworthy: