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Title: An oldie
Post by: cateyes1 on May 07, 2013, 07:32:16 pm

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
 
 
 
 














a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the














end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and














announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely














(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what














brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

 :wave:

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: msmoneybags48 on May 08, 2013, 05:07:57 am

That is too funny.  Made my day.  Thanks cateyes1. :angel11: :angel12: :angel11:

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: cateyes1 on May 08, 2013, 05:43:31 am

You're welcome, i'm glad I could make your day  ;D

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: cneimsn on May 08, 2013, 06:01:36 am

Thanks for the best laugh of the day!!!!!  Enjoyed it very much..  lolol

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: masked_brown_guy on May 08, 2013, 06:17:50 am

haha that was a good one. I guess she is getting magnums for her camels.

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: BMaston12 on May 08, 2013, 07:07:45 am

Quote from: cateyes1 on May 07, 2013, 07:32:16 pm

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
 
 
 
 














a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the














end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and














announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely














(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what














brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

 :wave:

I never heard that one. It is really funny.  The camel part got me. Love the joke and will be repeating it . Thanks for the laughs. Great way to start each day is with some humor.
BMaston12

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: jkhanson on May 08, 2013, 07:47:18 am

You say this joke is an "oldie"......it was the first time I had ever heard it.

Made me giggle.

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: mill8277 on May 08, 2013, 10:57:00 am

That was funny.....made me laugh...

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: cyncity831 on May 08, 2013, 01:33:54 pm

I decided to read this while at work.  Maybe I shouldn't have.  Everyone looked at me when I burst out laughing.  This was too funny!

Title: Re: An oldie
Post by: sarabtrayior on May 09, 2013, 11:35:29 am

That's why they end it's An Oldie, but a Goodie and this was one of them, thanks...