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Title: NEVER lie to your mother!!
Post by: cateyes1 on August 17, 2013, 08:56:54 am
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious….

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email from  his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate,
 and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
 she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…

Love,
Mom.
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Post by: msmoneybags48 on August 17, 2013, 11:04:03 am
That is too funny.  She got him good.  Thanks, cateyes1. ;D ;D ;D :wave:
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Post by: vickysue on August 17, 2013, 01:58:49 pm
That was a good one. Enjoyed it.
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Post by: angprescott on August 17, 2013, 02:01:31 pm
that is too funny.
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Post by: work778 on August 17, 2013, 03:00:01 pm
thank you for a good laugh!  that was hilarious!  ;D
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Post by: sherryinutah on August 17, 2013, 03:20:53 pm
That's cute.  I agree that you should never lie to your mother because I AM A MOTHER.   :heart:
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Post by: anitaraemillspalmer on August 17, 2013, 07:00:20 pm
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious….

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email from  his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate,
 and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
 she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…

Love,
Mom.

Very Very Cute  :thumbsup:
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Post by: twelton on August 18, 2013, 05:34:51 am
That is funny but it is true. I don't know what sense Mother's have but they can always tell if their child is lying. My Mom could always tell if one of us weren't telling the truth.
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Post by: countrygirl12 on August 18, 2013, 06:35:03 am
lol.  My great aunt was living with a guy she wasn't married to and to big of a wuss to just tell her mother he was her boyfriend.  She told her (my great grandmother) than they were just "sharing living expenses" lol.  Of course everyone knew the truth but her mother believed her because she didn't want to believe she was living with a guy she wasn't married to.   :P

But this is hilarious.
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Post by: sdenimandlace1 on August 18, 2013, 06:41:39 am
great story, I will have to remember it and tell it to my kids.  they will get a good laugh out of it
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Post by: sugarsandy on August 18, 2013, 06:55:55 am
Lol.. never ever lie to your Mother.Mother knows everthing lol...BIG SMILE ;D
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Post by: Herms on August 18, 2013, 08:05:06 am
I never ...
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Post by: mjdoug03 on August 18, 2013, 09:57:35 am
I've seen this before.
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Post by: jiuchan on August 18, 2013, 04:53:14 pm
Hahah!! This is hilarious!! Good one!! I shall share this on FB! LOL!
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Post by: kerseycarol on August 18, 2013, 06:06:56 pm
great story you never can lie to your mother she can see it in your face and hear it in your voice because mothers knows a lie from the truth
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Post by: Storm61115 on August 18, 2013, 07:41:40 pm
i dont lie to my mom. when she is supposed to have my son while i work and i have the day off, i dont tell her because even though i'm not working at my job ..i am still working for my online store scouting for product. so i am working.
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Post by: KSimonetti92 on August 18, 2013, 08:10:11 pm
I have recieved this joke in an email a few times now, usually with a fork or napkin ring hidden under the pillow, but this is still a hilarious joke! Thank you very much for bringing it around again!