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Title: "JOKE" 6-17-2009 pmz
Post by: PMZ908 on June 17, 2009, 07:43:52 am

  A HUSBAND AND WIFE WERE CELEBRATING HER 40th BIRTHDAY AT A RESTAURANT. HE ASKED, "WHAT WOULD U LIKE FOR UR BIRTHDAY, DARLING? JAGUAR? A TRIP TO EUROPE? A FUR COAT? A DIAMOND RING?"
  SHE REPLIED, "I WANT A DIVORCE."
  "IM SORRY," HE SAID. "I WASN'T PLANNING ON SPENDING THAT MUCH."