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Title: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: cateyes1 on March 09, 2014, 01:12:02 pm

 
 “I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”

  Then Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

  A few moments later, a second text came in:
 
 “Damn autocorrect. I meant "WIFI", not "wife".
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: demaina on March 09, 2014, 01:52:18 pm
Oh, that's good.  I didn't see that coming.
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: amywang13 on March 09, 2014, 03:53:34 pm
Are you being serious or are you just joking :confused1:?
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: lovermont on March 09, 2014, 04:10:19 pm
That was unexpected...
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: msmoneybags48 on March 09, 2014, 04:19:51 pm
I hope this was one of your jokes.  There is a big difference between "WIFI" and "wife".  I see that Bob didn't bother to get an explanation from his wife; he shot and killed her.  I didn't expect that.  Good luck. ??? ??? ??? :rainbow:
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: cateyes1 on March 09, 2014, 04:23:27 pm
Quote from: amywang13 on March 09, 2014, 03:53:34 pm
Are you being serious or are you just joking :confused1:?


Amy I wasn't serious, it was intent to be a bit humor  :silly:....I'm sorry if it offended you :sad1:
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: lucky382001 on March 09, 2014, 04:28:43 pm
lol That is funny. 
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Post by: Nancy5 on March 09, 2014, 04:39:32 pm
Didn't see that coming, pretty funny!  Thanks for the laugh!
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: countrygirl12 on March 09, 2014, 05:46:22 pm
That is funny.  Didnt see the wifi coming. lol
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Post by: alicia_brookss on March 09, 2014, 07:01:44 pm
HAHA THATS FUNNY OMG THATS GOOD
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Post by: plennis on March 09, 2014, 08:08:30 pm
The autocorrect  makes me crazy, that things that it says.  This is funny.
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: jiuchan on March 10, 2014, 12:07:10 am
OMG!!! That was totally unexpected!! I can't imagine how the husband would be feeling.. poor person..
Title: Re: A man received the following text from his neighbor:
Post by: lvstephanie on March 10, 2014, 07:16:01 am
Haha! I had come up with a new term for some Autocorrect mistakes: "Freudian Swype" (since on my phone, you can use Swype by dragging a finger over the letters instead of punching in each separately). To me, a Freudian Swype is an Autocorrect error that not only makes sense in context, but may actually be closer to what you really meant (or at least could be perceived as such) esp. in your subconscious mind. For example, "I can't believe how skimpy Sports Illustrated went in their last swimsuit photo sh*t. Ooops! I meant photo shoot!"