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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: cateyes1 on April 30, 2014, 01:53:25 pm
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
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that is sick, but funn ao. Good sense of humor.
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That is gross, but funny! Karma
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That was funny. Nasty but funny
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oh my gosh talking about sticking it to the man hahahahahahahah :kiss:
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hahaha that was a good one
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That just made me laugh out loud!
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Cute, wonder what the gay folks think of it, maybe they will protest about it...
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What comes around, goes around. What's good for the goose is good for the gander..... Karma in its finest!!
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Funny! Thanks for sharing :)