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Title: A little humor :)
Post by: cateyes1 on June 12, 2014, 12:58:21 pm

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,






'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd pour it into the river.'




 



With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
 Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'




 



Sermon complete, he sat down...




 



The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
 With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at theRiver.'





 





Smile - life is too short not to!!

If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
 Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river!

Bring your own glass!
 
          :highfive:




 
 

Title: Re: A little humor :)
Post by: 6265AT99 on June 12, 2014, 01:19:59 pm

LOL - that was cute and funny!!