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Title: Tell a silly joke
Post by: batmobile on June 21, 2014, 08:16:40 am
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: bigedshult on June 21, 2014, 09:58:53 am
there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands.  then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be?  Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: JediJohnnie on June 21, 2014, 05:30:14 pm
Guy walks up to me last week and sez "I haven't had a bite to eat in three days!"

I told him 'I wish I had your willpower!'
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: silentescape on June 21, 2014, 09:53:16 pm
Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: PGS28 on June 22, 2014, 01:42:14 pm
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
oh no need to cry, it's just a joke

.....................

lol
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: crystal80524 on June 22, 2014, 02:12:35 pm
funny.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: linderlizzie on June 22, 2014, 02:16:42 pm
there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands.  then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be?  Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!

bigedshult, you need to start think about using spellcheck.  ;) Men are absolutely NOT the best at spelling for the most part. I'm just sayin'.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: linderlizzie on June 22, 2014, 02:18:59 pm
Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.

Hey, silent. I liked this one. Thanks. I'm a big fan of puns.  :silly:
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: sharonpatri55 on June 23, 2014, 04:10:20 pm
A man buys a Corvette and is speeding at 125 mph down the highway, when a state trooper pulls him over. The trooper says to the man, "you were doing 125 mph, sir, and I have heard every excuse in the book. If you can come up with a good one, I will let you go." The man says, "My wife left me with a state trooper 20 years ago and I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper says, "Have a nice day!"   :silly:
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: nguzman1 on June 23, 2014, 04:37:29 pm
I guy walks into a bar "ouch" he says.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: JediJohnnie on June 23, 2014, 05:33:49 pm
My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: linderlizzie on June 23, 2014, 07:35:05 pm
My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!

Yo. LOL at this one. Thanks.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: linderlizzie on June 23, 2014, 07:36:50 pm
How about -

Question:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Answer: To show the possums it really could be done.


Ba dum dum.

Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: dodgers16 on July 05, 2014, 01:47:30 pm
  don't blame me for this one, blame my dad...lol   How do you make a tissue dance?  put a little boogie in it     :-[
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: beatsdrop on July 05, 2014, 06:25:17 pm
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Yeah.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: PGS28 on July 06, 2014, 09:49:46 am
I love when silly jokes are actually kinda funny in a corny way lol Simple pleasures in life.

How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: ksp7653 on July 06, 2014, 05:14:35 pm
Hey -- you wanna buy an ark? I Noah guy.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: ktheodos on July 06, 2014, 05:32:26 pm
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Yeah.

...there's a middle part "you can pick your nose...".....
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: ktheodos on July 06, 2014, 05:33:45 pm
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!

Ha ha...funny! Here's a similar one: "A woman and a men were debating about who should make the coffee in the morning. The woman says, 'The answers in the Scriptures'....she opens the Bible and points to....Hebrews!"
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: JediJohnnie on July 08, 2014, 02:12:45 am
I went to the doctor the other day.Doctor puts the stethoscope to my chest,so I say 'How do I stand Doc?'The Doctor says to me "That's what puzzles me!"
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: mardukblood2009 on July 08, 2014, 03:46:44 am
How come 6 is afraid of 7?

Because 789.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: JediJohnnie on July 21, 2014, 01:12:53 am
I gotta tell ya,my girlfriend sure has expensive taste in clothes.

Every time I go over her house,she has a guy standing guard in the closet!
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: lgemini on July 21, 2014, 03:20:57 am
This is an old silly joke, thanks for the laugh.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: sak4kat on July 21, 2014, 05:39:05 am
Compliments of my kid... "Did you hear about the kidnapping?"  His teacher got upset with him.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: kewl4reals on July 21, 2014, 06:07:12 am
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
tell ing okes is good for you health
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: jford87 on July 21, 2014, 09:38:02 am
Why didn't the knock knock joke win the Nobel prize?
Hubby told me that one the other day to cheer me up. It didn't work haha
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: jennabieber on July 21, 2014, 10:49:55 am
Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.
Title: Re: Tell a silly joke
Post by: marcar1008 on July 23, 2014, 03:25:06 pm
The more you take out, the bigger it gets ?

A HOLE  :o I would think on the ground anyway, LOL!