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How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
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there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands. then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be? Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!
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Guy walks up to me last week and sez "I haven't had a bite to eat in three days!"
I told him 'I wish I had your willpower!'
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Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.
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knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
oh no need to cry, it's just a joke
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lol
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funny.
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there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands. then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be? Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!
bigedshult, you need to start think about using spellcheck. ;) Men are absolutely NOT the best at spelling for the most part. I'm just sayin'.
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Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.
Hey, silent. I liked this one. Thanks. I'm a big fan of puns. :silly:
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A man buys a Corvette and is speeding at 125 mph down the highway, when a state trooper pulls him over. The trooper says to the man, "you were doing 125 mph, sir, and I have heard every excuse in the book. If you can come up with a good one, I will let you go." The man says, "My wife left me with a state trooper 20 years ago and I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper says, "Have a nice day!" :silly:
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I guy walks into a bar "ouch" he says.
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My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!
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My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!
Yo. LOL at this one. Thanks. :thumbsup:
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How about -
Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Answer: To show the possums it really could be done.
Ba dum dum.
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don't blame me for this one, blame my dad...lol How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it :-[
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You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Yeah.
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I love when silly jokes are actually kinda funny in a corny way lol Simple pleasures in life.
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
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Hey -- you wanna buy an ark? I Noah guy.
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You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Yeah.
...there's a middle part "you can pick your nose...".....
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How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
Ha ha...funny! Here's a similar one: "A woman and a men were debating about who should make the coffee in the morning. The woman says, 'The answers in the Scriptures'....she opens the Bible and points to....Hebrews!"
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I went to the doctor the other day.Doctor puts the stethoscope to my chest,so I say 'How do I stand Doc?'The Doctor says to me "That's what puzzles me!"
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How come 6 is afraid of 7?
Because 789.
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I gotta tell ya,my girlfriend sure has expensive taste in clothes.
Every time I go over her house,she has a guy standing guard in the closet!
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This is an old silly joke, thanks for the laugh.
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Compliments of my kid... "Did you hear about the kidnapping?" His teacher got upset with him.
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How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
tell ing okes is good for you health
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Why didn't the knock knock joke win the Nobel prize?
Hubby told me that one the other day to cheer me up. It didn't work haha
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.
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The more you take out, the bigger it gets ?
A HOLE :o I would think on the ground anyway, LOL!