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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: aggie49 on September 03, 2014, 11:12:45 pm
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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do *bleep*.
911
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Bathtub Anxieties
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A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it?"
He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"
Baywatch
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Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's *bleep*?
A: Silicon Valley.
No Backseat Blonde
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A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.
"No!" yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"
The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"
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Ok, I like the Pamela Anderson one!
Since she's not in the limelight like she was say fifteen or so years ago, I'm not sure if most people even remember her anymore.
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hahaha.