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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: cateyes1 on November 09, 2015, 10:10:55 am
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer B%%Bs , ya *bleep* penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
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Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "*bleep* off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer *bleep* off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?