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Title: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: gaylasue on January 25, 2017, 12:28:18 pm

Valentines You Don't Want to Receive

1. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. "
2. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.
3. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
4. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes; Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
9. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
10. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: catherinedwhite on January 26, 2017, 06:00:39 am

Funny.

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: aflyingmonkey on January 26, 2017, 10:58:48 am

:D

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: catchow on January 26, 2017, 12:22:27 pm

lol some of those made me lol

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: themrs13 on January 26, 2017, 12:44:01 pm

 ;) :o ;D .... That is funny

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: timvolley on January 26, 2017, 01:08:18 pm

i agree these are funny

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: Nancy5 on January 26, 2017, 01:52:59 pm

:) :)

. Very funny

Title: Re: Valentines You Don't Want to Receive
Post by: tuyetmai on January 31, 2017, 06:11:39 pm

:)  I think it's the way some people still said.