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Title: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: cateyes1 on April 26, 2017, 07:57:44 am

                             

                              We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.

                             

                              Our prices can’t be beaten...but our passengers can.

                             

                              We put the hospital in hospitality.

                             

                              We beat our passengers, not the competition.

                             

                              We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.

                             

                              Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.

                             

                              Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.

                             

                              And you thought legroom was an issue.

                             

                              Proudly offering Admiral’s Club, Captain’s Club, and Fight Club.

                             

                              If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.

                             

                              Good news: We’re serving free meals again. Bad news: It’s a knuckle sandwich.

                             

                              We treat you like we treat your luggage.

                             

                              Fight or flight.

                             

                              You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.

                             

                              We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.

                             

                              We’ll even hit a guy with glasses.

                             

                              Now serving free punch.

 

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Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: gsdoss on April 26, 2017, 08:34:28 am
Or the scene from Airplane
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: sbenkoski on April 26, 2017, 10:45:41 am
TOOOOO  FUNNY!!  thanks for the giggle time!! :) :) :)
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: Nancy5 on April 26, 2017, 11:06:55 am
Funny but sad too!
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: MichelleHW101 on April 26, 2017, 12:32:18 pm
They literally should use these!  At least customers would know what they were in for.   
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: JediJohnnie on April 26, 2017, 03:49:36 pm
 ;D Hah! Those are Hilarious!
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: pureasarose on April 27, 2017, 01:22:48 am
How did you come up with all these? These are brilliant.
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: davidh121 on April 29, 2017, 02:26:28 pm
That is kind of catchy. If it wasn't for the fact that I know people in the airline industry, I would be heckling a bit more on this topic. I wish the origins came out better where there was a person who took the offer to leave the plane, but it didn't happen.
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: dwiley11 on April 29, 2017, 05:25:25 pm
Awesome live entertainment
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: tuyetmai on April 29, 2017, 09:15:28 pm
This is so funny but it's true when we think about it.
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: lmrbean on April 29, 2017, 09:36:00 pm
Haha. These are so funny and clever!
Title: Re: New slogans for United Airlines
Post by: AdedotunOlufunke on April 30, 2017, 11:31:48 am
Just changing their slogna does not change anything, unfortuantely the news is already dead.