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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: cateyes1 on June 19, 2017, 04:38:15 am
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A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady
there."
"And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman
sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man... "There you go," she said, "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price...." "See you later, Dad, Happy Fathers day."
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Ha ha ...
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Ha ha ...
I know corny but cute lol
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Very cute, made me smile. 😄
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very ,very cute thanks for sharing! :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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haha I needed a chuckle, thanks!
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Good one cateyes1. A simple fun and clean joke to start the day!
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LOL! So funny!
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That is cute. Love it.
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Funny story.