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Title: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: paints on September 21, 2018, 11:38:03 pm

John Reilly was on the side of the road hitchhiking back to Dublin on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly.
John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.

Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.

A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... and wasn't drunk.

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Reilly sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...

Look Frank... there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: dogsleash on September 23, 2018, 07:40:06 am

thank you .

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: catchow on September 23, 2018, 01:00:39 pm

LOL!!! I love ghost stories, that one had a twist :)

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: paints on September 23, 2018, 06:46:47 pm

Quote from: catchow on September 23, 2018, 01:00:39 pm

LOL!!! I love ghost stories, that one had a twist :)

The first time I read it had me going, right up to the end.  :D

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: linderlizzie on September 24, 2018, 06:36:42 am

Good one. And you got past the censors with the Irish accent of the curse word! Brilliant.  :notworthy:

:fish:

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: paints on September 24, 2018, 10:27:58 am

Quote from: linderlizzie on September 24, 2018, 06:36:42 am

Good one. And you got past the censors with the Irish accent of the curse word! Brilliant.  :notworthy:

:fish:

I copied it the way it was written.  It never even occurred to me that it might be censored.   :confused1:

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: mamatygress on September 24, 2018, 10:35:31 am

Hilarious!  Good one.

Title: Re: AN IRISH GHOST STORY
Post by: Segun15 on September 25, 2018, 12:15:36 pm

Thank you I really like that one. That one was really good. That the best one I i have read yet