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Title: golf ball (joke)
Post by: dwiley11 on April 13, 2019, 08:31:13 pm

A man got on the bus with both of his front
trouser pockets full of golf *bleep*
>>and sat down next to a
beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde
>>kept looking at him and his
bulging pockets.
>>
>>Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf *bleep*."
>>The blonde continued to look
at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
>>After several minutes, not
being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
>>"Does it hurt as much as
tennis elbow ?"

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Post by: tuffys_daughtr on April 13, 2019, 08:44:33 pm

 :o Har Har  :party:  :thumbsup:

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Post by: plennis on April 13, 2019, 09:15:52 pm

Well, does it?   LOL

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Post by: Nancy5 on April 14, 2019, 05:02:57 am

Very cute  :)

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Post by: dwiley11 on April 14, 2019, 10:28:00 am

they bleeped the ball part

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Post by: ngorecki on April 14, 2019, 10:36:36 am

heeheee I like that one.

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Post by: BATISTAGIRL663 on April 14, 2019, 12:14:17 pm

omgosh that is just wrong !! i laughed way to hard at this

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Post by: dancer139 on April 14, 2019, 03:34:34 pm

LOL  Oh MY  now that is a god one !!!!!    Laughed way to hard !!

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Post by: jkhanson on April 15, 2019, 08:12:13 am

This joke made me roll my eyes......oh my goodness, what a dumb "blonde"

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Post by: Sawman214 on April 15, 2019, 11:12:27 am

oh my is that funny, keep it up

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Post by: seesawing on April 15, 2019, 01:50:52 pm

I'm not sure which is funnier -- the censoring of words with *bleep* or the visual this joke gives you. ::)

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Post by: dwggs on April 24, 2019, 05:54:25 am

Good one .. you got a chuckle out of me.

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Post by: mamatygress on April 28, 2019, 11:48:18 am

Funny.  Unfortunately, you never know when you'll find someone who'd say this.

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Post by: tantricia44 on April 30, 2019, 11:51:47 am

I don't get it. ?????

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Post by: hawkeye3210 on April 30, 2019, 07:10:54 pm

Good one