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Title: Lawyer joke
Post by: ktheodos on August 15, 2021, 09:29:10 pm
Two lawyers were walking along together, negotiating a case.

“Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.”

“Okay, you first,” replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: Nancy5 on August 16, 2021, 09:19:46 am
That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: linderlizzie on August 16, 2021, 05:57:50 pm
Cute, but in reality they would never have said that in the first place. I'm just sayin'. I've worked for plenty of them and they know they have more problems than not being able to write legibly.  :sweat:
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: UGetPaid on August 17, 2021, 03:27:49 am
That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer
How honest is your brother?   ;)
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: Nancy5 on August 17, 2021, 03:39:00 am
That made me laugh, I probably shouldn’t my brother is a lawyer
How honest is your brother?   ;)



With family and friends or clients? 😁
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: UGetPaid on August 17, 2021, 04:21:34 am
With family and friends or clients? 😁


OH!  Well I hope he is honest with clients but just not with adversaries!   ;) 
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: Nancy5 on August 17, 2021, 05:20:13 am
With family and friends or clients? 😁


OH!  Well I hope he is honest with clients but just not with adversaries!   ;) 


I hope so too.  I know this sounds bias but I think he is.  He’s a good guy
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: ghunter on August 17, 2021, 06:10:47 am
not funny to me, but I guess it was a joke
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: plennis on August 20, 2021, 10:59:54 am
Pretty funny, it is the image that people often think of when thinking of lawyers.  True of not.
Title: Re: Lawyer joke
Post by: UGetPaid on August 20, 2021, 11:02:18 am
Pretty funny, it is the image that people often think of when thinking of lawyers.  True of not.


Yeah, I agree. The thing is, most people think that their own lawyer is a stand up guy, but think that anyone else's lawyer (especially an adversary) is an absolute snake.