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Title: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: Jsnugs on October 31, 2021, 12:49:44 pm

This is a riddle, about knock knock jokes lol    What is the failed knock knock joke?
answer:  you say,  Knock Knock?     I say, Hello come on In     lol   

Do you know any good knock knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida the whole pumpkin pie!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Do you know any?  Happy Knock Knock Joke Day

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: linderlizzie on October 31, 2021, 04:11:17 pm

Me: Knock, knock.

You: Who's there?

Me: The interrupting cow.

You: The interrupting cow (then you interrupt with a moo sound) who?



Me and you laughing now.  :monkey: Get it?? Kind of hard to impart this one with the written word. But it gets a laugh every time, unless you're dead or have no sense of humor.

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: tantricia44 on October 31, 2021, 09:24:34 pm

Very funny!

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: plennis on November 19, 2021, 03:42:51 pm

Knock Knock

Who's there

Banana

Banana Who

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there"

Orange

Orange who, Aren't you glad  it wasn't banana!

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
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Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: plennis on November 22, 2021, 10:10:46 am

Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
 Little old lady  WHO?
who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: ktheodos on November 23, 2021, 03:15:17 pm

Quote from: plennis on November 19, 2021, 03:42:51 pm

Knock Knock

Who's there

Banana

Banana Who

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there"

Orange

Orange who, Aren't you glad  it wasn't banana!

One of the oldest in the books lol

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: cateyes1 on November 25, 2021, 03:52:55 am

I dont know any but I love love jokes !!

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: Slee800w on January 22, 2022, 11:53:53 am

Knock knock, who's there
Jo  jo who, jo mama

Title: Re: Tell Me a Knock Knock Joke?
Post by: plennis on January 23, 2022, 03:16:33 pm

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!