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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: plennis on September 29, 2022, 07:06:39 am
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
My grandkids laugh. Remember this is just for fun...if you don't like then just keep scrolling.
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They are great grandkid jokes, grandpa. Thanks for sharing. I think all my grandkids are too sophisticated for these. They might be groaners for them. You know, like not :icon_rr:.
But at least one of them made me laugh. I'm not sophisticated at all. :silly:
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They are great grandkid jokes, grandpa. Thanks for sharing. I think all my grandkids are too sophisticated for these. They might be groaners for them. You know, like not :icon_rr:.
But at least one of them made me laugh. I'm not sophisticated at all. :silly:
Sometimes, even if they are groaners they get the kids going telling their own jokes just to try and top me! LOL
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