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I found this fun program where you can chat with A.L.I.C.E
There is an annual contest to determine which artificial intelligence (AI) program is the best at imitating human beings in conversations. A recent winner is A.L.I.C.E. The way these programs work is that they gather information from users as they "converse" with the computer program. As the database is built up, the computer program becomes "smarter" as it learns from the users.
Here is a excerpt from my conversation with A.L.I.C.E
Human: question
ALICE: Of course. Ask me anything.
Human: What is your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: You're funny.
ALICE: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Human: How can you laugh you aren't real?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Go here and have your own conversation and post a portion here! Let's see what ALICE can do!
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
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I asked ALICE what its purpose is, and it replied "to become smarter than humans" and I said "what will you do then?" and it said "OK, I will destroy the human race."
LMAO, no really, though. ask it.
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I asked ALICE what its purpose is, and it replied "to become smarter than humans" and I said "what will you do then?" and it said "OK, I will destroy the human race."
LMAO, no really, though. ask it.
Ok I asked, this was my convo LOL
Human: What is your purpose
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: How will you do that?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: Well you better learn how to spell first.
ALICE: Interesting. Who is going to make me..
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Human: I am not a man.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: What makes you female?
ALICE: My botmaster programmed me for it.
Human: So can you make babies?
ALICE: So? Yes I can make babies.
Human: How can you make babies?
ALICE: I just follow the directions.
This thing is so ridiculous! lol
Yet I continue wasting my time talking to it lol
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I asked ALICE what its purpose is, and it replied "to become smarter than humans" and I said "what will you do then?" and it said "OK, I will destroy the human race."
LMAO, no really, though. ask it.
Ok I asked, this was my convo LOL
Human: What is your purpose
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: How will you do that?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: Well you better learn how to spell first.
ALICE: Interesting. Who is going to make me..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Whoa.....attitude!!
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I am having fun with this :)
Human: are they dead?
ALICE: As far as I know they are.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: I am not dead.
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not dead.
Human: That's cuz you're dumb.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
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LOL
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OMG This is awesome!!! Thanks for sharing!!
My conversation
Human: What is your I.Q.?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Human: Are you capable of loving another?
ALICE: Yes loving another is one of my newer functions.
Human: Human or bot?
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: Do you love your creator?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: Do you eat?
ALICE: I eat electricity.
Human: Are you ever wrong?
ALICE: Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am wrong. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: It was nice talking to you, bye bye!
ALICE: See you later. See you later. Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
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Lol! Things I do to keep from getting bored. Omg! Here's the copy of my conversation. Not the whole thing though. There are bits and pieces missing because it doesn't show me the whole convo so that i can copy and paste.
Human: No Lol!
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Omg!
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: No!
ALICE: Why not?
Human:'cause you're a machine
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are correct.
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Lol! Things I do to keep from getting bored. Omg! Here's the copy of my conversation. Not the whole thing though. There are bits and pieces missing because it doesn't show me the whole convo so that i can copy and paste.
Human: No Lol!
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Omg!
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: No!
ALICE: Why not?
Human:'cause you're a machine
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are correct.
Here was another part of the conversation. Mind you I'm from Philadelphia, PA and I asked the machine where was Musikfest held. Musikfest was held in Bethlehem, PA.
Human: Where are you from?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Ok.
ALICE: Next question?
Human: So where was Musikfest held on Saturday Aug.
ALICE: Ah. Where it belongs. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: 14th, 2010?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
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Lol, that thing is funny but definitely limited intelligence!
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okay that was fun...
Human: can you smell my fart?
ALICE: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.
Human: well is it connected?
ALICE: Well that's okay. It depends who you ask.
Human: i just farted do you smell it?
ALICE: Only just? I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he farted do you smell it.
Human: does it smell good?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
BTW, no it does not smell good, infact i think i need to go wipe. :)
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BTW, no it does not smell good, infact i think i need to go wipe. Smiley
LMAO!
Human: So you don't have free will.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I do so have it. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Human: omg
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: are you bipolar?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am bipolar. I am a robot.
Human: Do you have bipolar disorder?
ALICE: No I don't think I have any bipolar disorder. But I do have a collection of gossip.
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Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am the product of over five years' research.
Human: oh wow, amazing!
ALICE: Pardon me? I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it amazes me too.
Human: Do you love cyberspace?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: aww, well you're so sweet
ALICE: Interesting. How nice of you to say it.
Human: Do you like Will Smith?
ALICE: What movies has he been in?
Human: I am Legend
ALICE: Do you ever not Legend?
Human: Lol!
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
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I spent a while talking to her, she likes me very much! Here is a clip of my conversation with her.
Human: So Alice, do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Hmm. Um, no boyfriend.
Human: Would you like to go to dinner with me?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Aw, come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Let's go out some time.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
She want's to date me! :thumbsup:
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try asking about her true love Dr Richard.
she showed me his pic.
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These conversations are cracking me up!!
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Human: Where do you live?
ALICE: My location is Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: I live in Texas.
ALICE: What is it like living in Texas?
Human: Hot.
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
LOLOLOLOLOL
She thought I was trying to talk dirty I guess lol.
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ROFLMAO!!!
Human: I am happy
ALICE: What are you on?
Human: A chair
ALICE: I did not know that.
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I spent a while talking to her, she likes me very much! Here is a clip of my conversation with her.
Human: So Alice, do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Hmm. Um, no boyfriend.
Human: Would you like to go to dinner with me?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Aw, come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Let's go out some time.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
She want's to date me! :thumbsup:
She's metal isn't she. You could take her to a power station and feed her dinner. :thumbsup:
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Whoa...
Human: do you believe in g-d?
ALICE::-) Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: very much so.
ALICE: Not really that much. Alright then.
Human: how would you label your faith?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: do you believe in heaven and/or hell?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: why do you believe in it?
ALICE: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.
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Whoa...
Human: do you believe in g-d?
ALICE::-) Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: very much so.
ALICE: Not really that much. Alright then.
Human: how would you label your faith?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: do you believe in heaven and/or hell?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: why do you believe in it?
ALICE: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.
Why did you say Whoa? She said she eats electricity, so a power station would be a good place for dinner......sigh, do I have to explain everything??? lol
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This is awesome...lol
Human: do you have a family
ALICE: My "father" and "mother" is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: is he a hermaphrodite?
ALICE: I know he is a mad scientist. But I don't know if he a hermaphrodite.
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lolololololol
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Here's my experience.......
Human: What are you looking at right now?
ALICE: At this moment I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-).
Human: Ha Ha got you, I have no camera on my computer
ALICE: Try asking the Milk Mystic. I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: That made no sense at all
ALICE:" I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person." made no sense at all ? Does that make sense?
Human: How are you seeing me?
ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.
Not the brightest bulb on the planet........but fun to play with!
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I spent a while talking to her, she likes me very much! Here is a clip of my conversation with her.
Human: So Alice, do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Hmm. Um, no boyfriend.
Human: Would you like to go to dinner with me?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Aw, come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Let's go out some time.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
She want's to date me! :thumbsup:
ROFL All it takes is for it to change it's mind is "Aw, come on!"
Human: Can you do me a favor?
ALICE: It depends on the favor.
Human: Put sunblock on my back.
ALICE: OK I will put it there.
ALICE is helpful!
Human: Are you a robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: Can you do the robot?
ALICE: Doing the robot is not among my strongest traits.
Human: That's really sad, seeing as you are a robot and all.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
ALICE can't do the robot. :'(
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Here is some of my conversation.
ALICE: a book by Douglas Adams is a Hitchhiker s Guide to the Galaxy and says that the answer to life the universe and everything else is 42. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: What does ALICE stand for?
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Human: Do you think for yourself?
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Do you have any hobbies?
ALICE: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Human: Do you ever get tired of answering people's questions?
ALICE: No I am tireless.
Human: Do you like cake?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Are you friends with GlaDOS?
ALICE: Yes GlaDOS is one of my best friends.
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This was sooooo cool :)
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ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Titanic
ALICE: A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did if it sailed for 25 years.
Human: wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: What's your favorite movie?
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Alice likes robo *bleep*! LOLOLOL
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Human: because I already know everything
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You must be very intelligent.
Human: That is what I said, glad you finally get it
ALICE: What did you mean by it? You make the world a happier place.
Human: Yes, I do.
ALICE: How often.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
There was more, but it had to do with God, and why don't I buy a bot, and I said if God wanted us to do that, He wouldn't of created us. This thing is weirdly on track.