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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: StaciLyn1988 on September 17, 2010, 06:58:43 am
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> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again.
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> The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
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> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
> seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
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> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
> lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
> walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
> numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
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> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
> again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
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> The father said quietly to his son................
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> "Go get your mother."
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This is a funny one. I would love to see their face if the mother gets on the elevator and when it returns its still her or even a nun. ;D
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that one's pretty good :D
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hahaha thanks for post so funny
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I heard this joke in 1999....
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ha ha...nice :P
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This is a funny one. I would love to see their face if the mother gets on the elevator and when it returns its still her or even a nun. ;D
Or a lady in a wheelchair.
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lol thanks for the laugh
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Thats funny! :thumbsup: I actually hadn't heard that one before! Thanks for the laugh!!! I'll be passing that one along! ;D
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Hahahahahahah nice one :)
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Lol.
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That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh. :wave:
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Nice. :thumbsup:
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Lol that was a good one I've got one.
Motorcycle Ride
There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.
Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."
After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.
The police asked him, "Are either of them showing any life signs?"
The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."
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LMFAO!!!!
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That's good! ;D
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Lol this is a great one!! I have not heard this one yet and my father tells me a joke almost everyday since i was 5 lol
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Really funny ;D ;D some how remind me a Weird Al Yankovic video.