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Title: JOKE 6/13/09 very funny
Post by: PMZ908 on June 13, 2009, 05:45:36 am
  A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. while they were there, the wife died. the undertaker told the husband, "you can have her shipped home for $5000 or bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. the undertaker asked. "why would u spend $5000 to ship ur wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and u would  spend only $150?"

  The man replied, "long ago a man died and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. i just cant take that chance."
Title: Re: JOKE 6/13/09 very funny
Post by: dsine223 on June 13, 2009, 06:10:20 am
Good one lmaf    :notworthy:
Title: Re: JOKE 6/13/09 very funny
Post by: mc1962 on June 13, 2009, 08:01:50 am
Very good one........ :wave:
Title: Re: JOKE 6/13/09 very funny
Post by: discardedheart on June 13, 2009, 08:18:59 am
bahaha, that's really cute ;p !
Title: Re: JOKE 6/13/09 very funny
Post by: coolchickq33 on June 13, 2009, 11:49:05 am
very cute!   8)