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Title: relationship joke
Post by: DESHAWN21 on July 22, 2009, 10:14:06 am
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
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Post by: PMZ908 on July 22, 2009, 03:40:51 pm
thats funny lol  :thumbsup:
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Post by: michealmmsm on July 22, 2009, 04:50:56 pm
how true it is 20 years later and wishing....
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Post by: lbeery on July 22, 2009, 07:07:00 pm
That one is a hoot! Hmm, well, I started to tell one but had to delete it cause I really can't remember it well enough.  Now it will bother me til I do and then I will be back.......

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Post by: Tere2 on July 30, 2009, 04:39:56 pm
 :thumbsup:  That was a good one..lol.
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Post by: Jenn09 on July 30, 2009, 05:25:04 pm
haha. This is very amusing.
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Post by: lovelyremedy on July 30, 2009, 06:09:21 pm
haha thats funny!!!  :thumbsup:  :bootyshake:
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Post by: miszharlem15 on August 01, 2009, 10:57:49 am
Lol wow.
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Post by: bballinsf1212 on August 01, 2009, 10:59:46 am
hahaha thats a good one did you think of it yourself?
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Post by: sheliawheeler on August 01, 2009, 11:04:55 am
This joke is too funny!!!!!   :thumbsup:

Anyone have anymore good ones?
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Post by: salsaverde99 on August 01, 2009, 11:14:18 am
haha this joke is hilarious haha
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Post by: cloudsoup on August 01, 2009, 04:32:42 pm
Quote from: michealmmsm on July 22, 2009, 04:50:56 pm
how true it is 20 years later and wishing....

that is terribly sad. aww, i feel compelled to say i'm sorry :sad1:


(otherwise, pretty cute joke!)
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Post by: bobsdog on August 01, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
haha, this one is good. im trying to think of one, i will post it if i do
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Post by: vlsm23 on August 01, 2009, 08:59:12 pm
Aww that's sad, but funny
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Post by: Bridget_Elaine on August 01, 2009, 10:40:10 pm
That is funny!!  Keep the laughs coming please!! LOL
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Post by: BabyGurlAron06 on August 03, 2009, 07:49:37 pm
I love the joke. It was a good one. I just could not imagine how it would be if it was me or not.
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Post by: Poopy199 on August 08, 2009, 12:23:20 am
ROFL nice...
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Post by: Shutmeup3030150 on August 08, 2009, 08:18:00 am
Oh wow haha.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Bigzmatt on August 08, 2009, 04:03:11 pm
 :)
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Post by: SoontobeLane36 on August 08, 2009, 06:06:04 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha  :D :thumbsup: I really like that one.
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Post by: horsegrl94 on August 08, 2009, 06:14:11 pm
hah, good one. anymore? :)