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Title: Two Little Old Ladies
Post by: smyles21 on July 28, 2009, 06:04:01 am
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, Completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.


'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.
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Post by: Shutmeup3030150 on July 28, 2009, 02:20:58 pm
Wowww.
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Post by: misner411 on July 28, 2009, 03:09:58 pm
funny
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Post by: lauriest on December 05, 2009, 09:01:09 pm
thats a funny one!
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Post by: Lizzystar on December 05, 2009, 09:51:18 pm
too cute :thumbsup:
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Post by: resebel on December 05, 2009, 09:57:21 pm
 ;D funny indeed but i feel a bit sorry for her.
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Post by: robertmoore80 on December 05, 2009, 10:00:07 pm
touching
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Post by: jkhanson on December 06, 2009, 06:41:24 am
Very funny.  Gotta love "clean jokes"
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Post by: bob0070 on December 06, 2009, 08:42:37 am
haha
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Post by: noe4year on December 06, 2009, 08:44:25 am
lol lmao