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Title: Don't step on my floor!
Post by: paints on August 07, 2015, 07:10:05 pm

A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting case here. An elderly woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

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Post by: kimber62372 on August 07, 2015, 07:19:29 pm

bahaha!! That's a funny one!   ;D

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Post by: moonangel on August 08, 2015, 10:17:36 pm

thats really cute

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Post by: southernhorizons on August 10, 2015, 09:29:23 am

I saw that on Facebook. Of course it's not true, but it's a good joke.

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Post by: michele2042 on August 10, 2015, 09:47:03 am

that's I joke I can remember.  Have the most difficult time remembering jokes. 

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Post by: nannycoe1 on August 10, 2015, 09:55:18 am

funny

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Post by: bowrunner on August 10, 2015, 10:23:55 am

Funny joke.

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Post by: missplaymate618 on August 10, 2015, 10:47:17 am

lol I saw that on FaceBook and cracked up.

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Post by: sherryfan on August 10, 2015, 11:23:07 am

that's funny, thanks for sharing the joke and make my day better  :rainbow:

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Post by: ancmetro on August 10, 2015, 12:53:22 pm

    Cannot believe it. It is just a joke!

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Post by: paints on August 10, 2015, 01:15:23 pm

Quote from: missplaymate618 on August 10, 2015, 10:47:17 am

lol I saw that on FaceBook and cracked up.

That's where I got it! Made me laugh, so figured I'd share it :D

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Post by: pkrahmer on August 10, 2015, 05:32:46 pm

that is a cute one!
Thanks for sharing.