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Title: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: brandi_23 on August 16, 2016, 11:56:26 am
I would ask, what could possibly be good about other animals feces? How would you describe a good day? Why do you have to come into the bathroom when I pee?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: sickkarter on August 16, 2016, 12:11:15 pm
1.Why don't you love me that much anymore?
2.Why do you keep blocking the hallway when i'm trying to go anywhere?
3.Why can't you let me take you on walks?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: Skyisbluetoday on August 16, 2016, 03:08:53 pm
Why do you follow me?
Why don't you like certain people!
Why do you watch me while I eat?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: snuggleycutejc on August 16, 2016, 03:22:12 pm
1. Good morning, my JC, what's up? 2. Awh, JC, do ya love me? And the last question is, why did you did that, is my JC notty?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: countrygirl12 on August 16, 2016, 06:02:38 pm
I don't know that I would ask anything.  I would "tell" them a few things lol.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: michele2042 on August 16, 2016, 06:18:53 pm
What can I do to make today a good day for you.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: haimsterette on August 17, 2016, 11:39:54 am
1. What can I do to make you happier?
2. Are you in any pain? (See if they need a vet visit!)
3. Can't quite think of a third one except to just tell them how much they're loved!  :heart: :heart: :heart: :cat:
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: yaayme on August 17, 2016, 05:18:54 pm
This is a fun question...

1. What does your fur tastes like when you clean it?
2. What does your cat food taste like?
3. Why won't you let me rub your belly?

 :cat: ???
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: Yukichan77 on August 17, 2016, 06:47:00 pm
I have a frog and I would ask her this:

1. Why are you so afraid of people when I've had you for years now? :P
2. Do you like the way your tank is set up?
3. How often do you like eating your crickets?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: hitch0403 on August 17, 2016, 08:44:22 pm
I ask our pet questions all the time?

Do you wanna eat?
Do you have to poop or pee?
Do you wanna go out!
Do you wanna take a bath?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: taj75657 on August 18, 2016, 06:29:49 am
 :cat: :dog: I would ask my babies:

Are You Truly Happy?

As your Daddy, is there anything that I can do to make your life even better?

Why can't you each just share? You all live together, there's no sense in hoarding the food and water bowls.
One more for my beloved Lynx, Zoey, Do you really love the Smoky Mountains as much as you act?

She has never been so happy since she was looking out the 13th floor window of the Park Vista Hotel taking in the Smoky Mountain Views any mention of it and she runs into our laps as if we're heading that way.... :cat: Go figure...
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: ghunter on August 18, 2016, 06:52:21 am
Why you won't sleep in your house?
Why you like cold weather?
Why you like to jump on beds?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: patriciaeclevenger on August 25, 2016, 03:49:10 pm
This is such a cute question, especially since I catch myself asking my dog questions all the time (Are you hungry? Do you want a treat? Are you tired? Do you want a belly rub?) LOL  :dog:

I would ask:
1. What do you want to do today?
2. Why do you always bark at the mail person?
3. Are you happy?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: sgluckadoo on August 25, 2016, 05:11:19 pm
I would ask my cat questions based on the fact that he is old and has arthritis now, and diabetes. I would want to know if he was in pain? I would want to know if he had had a happy life with me? I would want to know what his favorite treats were.

I  :heart:  :cat:
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: Penwoir on August 25, 2016, 08:47:11 pm
I would ask my dog, are you sad, because sometimes you look sad? I would ask my cat, where did you get those scratches? I would ask my fish, can you see me walking around the house, or does your glass tank make your vision distorted?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: SherylsShado on August 28, 2016, 06:43:04 am
I ask my fur-kids questions all the time, I take their responses/emotions/body language as their answers.  A few questions I'd REALLY like them to explain, though, would be:

1.)  For the cats:  "If this is YOUR house, how about you pay the rent?"

2.)  For the dog:  "WHAT is up with all the LOUD emotional outbursts out in public ALL the time?"

3.)  For cats & dog: "Do you have ANY idea how stinking CUTE you all are?"
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: sgluckadoo on August 28, 2016, 05:12:52 pm
I ask my fur-kids questions all the time, I take their responses/emotions/body language as their answers.  A few questions I'd REALLY like them to explain, though, would be:

1.)  For the cats:  "If this is YOUR house, how about you pay the rent?"

2.)  For the dog:  "WHAT is up with all the LOUD emotional outbursts out in public ALL the time?"

3.)  For cats & dog: "Do you have ANY idea how stinking CUTE you all are?"

All valid questions.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: hkckk5 on August 28, 2016, 05:41:29 pm
I have a dog and I would ask her if she gets tired of eating the same foods each day. Why can't you pee and poop outside like most dogs do. ( She still goes on puppy pads ) Third question would be, would you like to have another dog living with us.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: beatsdrop on September 01, 2016, 10:57:58 am
To one cat:
-Why do you have to howl outside my room for hours? STALKER.

To another cat:
-Why are you badgering Sharpie all the time?!

To another cat:
-STOP INSTIGATING ROBIN TO PICK ON YOU.

Ah cats, lol.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: JaniceSW on September 04, 2016, 04:40:35 am
1.  Are you happy and satisfied around here most of the time?

2.  What am I not doing that you would like me to do or do more of?

3.  Can you understand me at all when I talk to you?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: shepherdchik on September 10, 2016, 11:55:53 am
What do you do when I am not home?
Where would you like to go to play ball or for a walk?
What is the meaning of life?? LOL :dog: :heart:
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: Segun15 on September 10, 2016, 12:34:25 pm
1. why do you bark a lot
2. why do you like to sniff buts
3. why you like dry dog food
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: sherryinutah on September 10, 2016, 02:03:14 pm
My cat has me trained in many ways; however, it would be nice if we spoke the same language.

I think I would ask my cat:

1- Can you teach me how to understand your language?
2- Are you happy being my best friend?
3- Why do you barf?  Is it because of those dang hairballs?  Do you really need grain-free cat food?

Did I mention that I love my kitty?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: Jcvinet on September 10, 2016, 02:08:10 pm
I would my cat why she always has a resting "I hate you" face. LOL :cat:
It makes me want a dog sometimes but I love my cat and would do anything for her. :in-love:
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: PGS28 on September 11, 2016, 05:45:38 am
I heard this question on the radio yesterday, one woman said she wants to ask her cat if she can tell when she's drunk lol I don't have a pet yet but I'd just like to be assured that they are happy with my care .
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: catchow on September 11, 2016, 09:18:04 am
Do you love me as much as I love you?

What could I do to make your life better

What makes you happiest?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: teenangel on September 11, 2016, 07:34:25 pm
1. why do you lick yourself
2. why do you like to bark a lot
3.why do you like to chase your tail
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: catherinedwhite on September 12, 2016, 04:44:30 am
I would ask my dogs if they are happy.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: PGS28 on September 12, 2016, 07:09:12 am
I think her reaction will show you in time how she feels about another dog, let us know how it goes.

I have a dog and I would ask her if she gets tired of eating the same foods each day. Why can't you pee and poop outside like most dogs do. ( She still goes on puppy pads ) Third question would be, would you like to have another dog living with us.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: PGS28 on September 12, 2016, 07:09:55 am
You really have no idea what might have caused the change in behavior?

1.Why don't you love me that much anymore?
2.Why do you keep blocking the hallway when i'm trying to go anywhere?
3.Why can't you let me take you on walks?
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: h_padgett on September 12, 2016, 07:33:13 am
I have a 2 year old rescue dog. We were told she was rescued as a stray about 9 months ago, then adopted once and brought back after being mistreated, so she does have some quirks and anxiety issues that we're working on; we weren't told any specifics other than someone had used a shock collar on her and she got to the point of lashing out in retaliation, but we've never had any problems with her trying to bite or act out other than her being so agitated in her crate (we think this likely stems back to the aforementioned abuse) that she broke out of it (https://www.instagram.com/p/BKM1hs3gJkS/?taken-by=captshinypants) a couple days ago while we were out. I think my questions would be:

Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: dogsleash on September 12, 2016, 08:34:22 am
they would be for my 4 year old dog. 1. do you like the new puppy, 2. why do i have to take you on a long walk to poop. ( he wont poop in our yard) 2. do you know how much i love you and how happy you make me.
Title: Re: If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?
Post by: UGetPaid on September 12, 2016, 01:43:33 pm
I would ask the cat:


(1) Why do you insist on grooming my bald spot (and pull out my hairs around it making the bald spot bigger)?


(2) What is your fascination with rustling papers on the bedroom floor only at 2:00-5:00 in the morning?


(3) What on earth possesses you to carry random small articles of clothing/ziplock baggies/other small household items that you can fit into your mouth from one room of the house to another when you are the only one home?  What exactly goes through your brain that makes you think this is a good idea or something that needs to be done and you are the one to accomplish it?








(If our cat was a human, she would be a cross between the banjo playing kid from Deliverance and the character Martin Short played in the SNL syncronized swimming skit from the 1980s).