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Title: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: dwiley11 on April 11, 2019, 05:24:55 pm
A store that sells new husbands has  opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a  description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products  increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: 


Floor 1 -  These men Have Jobs. 


She is intrigued, but continues to the second  floor, where the sign reads: 


Floor 2 -  These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 


'That's  nice,'  she thinks, 'but I want more.' 


So she continues  upward. The third floor sign reads: 


Floor 3 -  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 


'Wow,' she  thinks, but feels compelled to keep  going. 


She goes to  the fourth floor and the sign  reads: 


Floor  4 -  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she  exclaims, 'I can hardly stand  it!' 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign  reads: 


Floor  5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with  Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic   Streak. 


She is so empted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the  sign  reads: 


Floor  6 - You  are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on  this  floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are  impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: bremer51 on April 11, 2019, 05:51:55 pm
Very funny. Maybe its just curiosity that takes us to the 6th floor.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: jkhanson on April 11, 2019, 06:01:47 pm
Thanks for a laugh!

I agree with bremer51, curiosity compels women to keep going to the next floor.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: gaylasue on April 12, 2019, 03:57:32 am
I would want to see the return policy first...
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: vg7405 on April 12, 2019, 05:03:38 am
LOL, nice one. I probably would have been tempted to visit the sixth floor. I wonder what a Wife Store would look like. :)
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: ccandpam on April 12, 2019, 07:47:52 am
I Loved the Laugh that you just gave me. That was a Very Good Joke. I think that I will copy this Joke and let My Family and Friends get a Good Laugh.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: ghunter on April 12, 2019, 08:10:55 am
Funny!  And we are hard to please.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: ngorecki on April 12, 2019, 09:23:16 am
LOL that's a great one, you should do more.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: plennis on April 12, 2019, 10:41:48 pm
I love this one. it made me laugh.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: ancmetro on April 13, 2019, 12:15:17 am

    Is it real?
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: pkrahmer on April 13, 2019, 03:08:24 am
i really liked that!
Needed the laugh
 Thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: oldbuddy on April 13, 2019, 06:46:43 am
I'm glad my wife picked me from the second floor and this year we will have been married 48 years, so it must have worked.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: sdenimandlace1 on April 18, 2019, 05:44:32 am
That cute, had fun reading it.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: bretay on April 18, 2019, 05:51:09 am
that was cool...so funny...needed a laugh this morning
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: sbenkoski on April 18, 2019, 07:47:14 am
I think a Wife store would prove interesting !
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: annadote on April 18, 2019, 09:30:29 am
As a woman this is actually pretty funny to me. However, I am still keeping my high standards for a husband. I am not going to be a woman who settles for someone she doesn't deserve. I know any man will have his faults, but that doesn't mean that I have to lower my expectations.
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: betlynjua on April 18, 2019, 09:43:55 am
By the time she reached the 3rd floor, I started to cringe.  I begged her not to get greedy but did she listen?  Nooo.  :confused1:

Now she'll just have to settle for her Corporate Management, 6 figure a year income career; her fancy shoes, clothes, car and mansion of a house.   ::)

Life is just so unfair.   :silly:

Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: snuggleycutejc on April 18, 2019, 09:46:10 am
lol lol  :P
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: sak4kat on April 18, 2019, 10:43:22 am
Oh my gosh - I needed a good laugh today. Thanks for sharing.  Now do I dare share this with my husband and see if he appreciates the humor?
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: teresa3200 on April 18, 2019, 03:51:50 pm
Thanks for the giggles! That was very cute!
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: ktheodos on April 19, 2019, 09:15:01 am
Lol.....good one, thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: New Husband store. (Joke)
Post by: lhz123 on April 20, 2019, 01:25:50 am
That's funny, before reading it, im thinking going therein May when i visit my daughter. lol