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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: dwiley11 on April 11, 2019, 05:24:55 pm
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so empted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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Very funny. Maybe its just curiosity that takes us to the 6th floor.
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Thanks for a laugh!
I agree with bremer51, curiosity compels women to keep going to the next floor.
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I would want to see the return policy first...
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LOL, nice one. I probably would have been tempted to visit the sixth floor. I wonder what a Wife Store would look like. :)
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I Loved the Laugh that you just gave me. That was a Very Good Joke. I think that I will copy this Joke and let My Family and Friends get a Good Laugh.
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Funny! And we are hard to please.
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LOL that's a great one, you should do more.
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I love this one. it made me laugh.
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Is it real?
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i really liked that!
Needed the laugh
Thanks for sharing!
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I'm glad my wife picked me from the second floor and this year we will have been married 48 years, so it must have worked.
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That cute, had fun reading it.
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that was cool...so funny...needed a laugh this morning
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I think a Wife store would prove interesting !
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As a woman this is actually pretty funny to me. However, I am still keeping my high standards for a husband. I am not going to be a woman who settles for someone she doesn't deserve. I know any man will have his faults, but that doesn't mean that I have to lower my expectations.
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By the time she reached the 3rd floor, I started to cringe. I begged her not to get greedy but did she listen? Nooo. :confused1:
Now she'll just have to settle for her Corporate Management, 6 figure a year income career; her fancy shoes, clothes, car and mansion of a house. ::)
Life is just so unfair. :silly:
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lol lol :P
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Oh my gosh - I needed a good laugh today. Thanks for sharing. Now do I dare share this with my husband and see if he appreciates the humor?
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Thanks for the giggles! That was very cute!
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Lol.....good one, thanks for sharing!
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That's funny, before reading it, im thinking going therein May when i visit my daughter. lol