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Title: A Classic Truth
Post by: oldbuddy on August 25, 2019, 04:45:25 pm
A woman in a fancy luxury car waited patiently in a crowded mall lot for a parking place to open up.

She drove up and down between rows until finally she saw a man with a load of packages head for his car.

She followed him and parked behind him, waiting while he opened his trunk and loaded it.

Finally he got into his car and backed out. Just as she was preparing to pull forward into the space. a young man in a little sports car coming from the opposite direction turned in front of her, zipped into the space, got out of his car, and started walking away.

The woman was livid. She shouted from her big luxury car

Hey young man I was waiting for that parking place

The teenager responded, Sorry lady but that's how it is when you are young and quick.

She instantly put her car in gear, floor boarded it, and crashed into the sports car, crushing its right rear fender.

Now it was the young man's turn to jump up and down, shouting . What are you doing,

The woman in the luxury car calmly responded, well son that's how it is when you're old and rich
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Post by: aflyingmonkey on August 26, 2019, 03:41:07 pm
Sounds like something that would happen in New York City... parking is so cut throat there.
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Post by: Nancy5 on August 26, 2019, 05:46:16 pm
Good one, thanks for sharing.
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Post by: catchow on August 26, 2019, 09:12:43 pm
lol, but she didnt have a chauffeur?
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Post by: pkrahmer on August 27, 2019, 04:04:50 am
that's funny !
Thanks for sharing and a chuckle! :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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Post by: potluck6 on August 28, 2019, 07:15:47 pm
that is from a movie cant think of the name oh wait fried green tomatoes. good movie loved that part.
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Post by: mamatygress on August 29, 2019, 07:12:23 pm
True enough.  That goes to the attitude of teenagers today.
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Post by: fillfran82 on August 30, 2019, 08:34:46 pm
A woman in a fancy luxury car waited patiently in a crowded mall lot for a parking place to open up.

She drove up and down between rows until finally she saw a man with a load of packages head for his car.

She followed him and parked behind him, waiting while he opened his trunk and loaded it.

Finally he got into his car and backed out. Just as she was preparing to pull forward into the space. a young man in a little sports car coming from the opposite direction turned in front of her, zipped into the space, got out of his car, and started walking away.

The woman was livid. She shouted from her big luxury car

Hey young man I was waiting for that parking place

The teenager responded, Sorry lady but that's how it is when you are young and quick.

She instantly put her car in gear, floor boarded it, and crashed into the sports car, crushing its right rear fender.

Now it was the young man's turn to jump up and down, shouting . What are you doing,

The woman in the luxury car calmly responded, well son that's how it is when you're old and rich


Hello!

They both were wrong and right! Nonetheless two wrongs dont make a right and two rights dont make a wrong! Life is short lets complicate things less.
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Post by: bremer51 on August 30, 2019, 08:37:12 pm
Getting even can be very satisfying, but often costly.
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Post by: singletonb on August 30, 2019, 09:20:19 pm
Funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Post by: LaTashaS28 on August 30, 2019, 11:29:03 pm
That was funny, I enjoyed the laugh. 😂 Thanks for sharing that.
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Post by: tantricia44 on August 30, 2019, 11:40:14 pm
A woman in a fancy luxury car waited patiently in a crowded mall lot for a parking place to open up.
She drove up and down between rows until finally she saw a man with a load of packages head for his car.
She followed him and parked behind him, waiting while he opened his trunk and loaded it.
Finally he got into his car and backed out. Just as she was preparing to pull forward into the space. a young man in a little sports car coming from the opposite direction turned in front of her, zipped into the space, got out of his car, and started walking away.

The woman was livid. She shouted from her big luxury car

Hey young man I was waiting for that parking place

The teenager responded, Sorry lady but that's how it is when you are young and quick.

She instantly put her car in gear, floor boarded it, and crashed into the sports car, crushing its right rear fender.

Now it was the young man's turn to jump up and down, shouting . What are you doing,

The woman in the luxury car calmly responded, well son that's how it is when you're old and rich

A woman in a fancy luxury car waited patiently in a crowded mall lot for a parking place to open up.

She drove up and down between rows until finally she saw a man with a load of packages head for his car.

She followed him and parked behind him, waiting while he opened his trunk and loaded it.

Finally he got into his car and backed out. Just as she was preparing to pull forward into the space. a young man in a little sports car coming from the opposite direction turned in front of her, zipped into the space, got out of his car, and started walking away.
The woman was livid. She shouted from her big luxury car
Hey young man I was waiting for that parking place
The teenager responded, Sorry lady but that's how it is when you are young and quick.
She instantly put her car in gear, floor boarded it, and crashed into the sports car, crushing its right rear fender.
Now it was the young man's turn to jump up and down, shouting . What are you doing,
The woman in the luxury car calmly responded, well son that's how it is when you're old and rich

LoL!The same thing happened from the movie Fried Green Tomatoes but there was 2young blondie bimbos stealing the lady's parking space!They laughed saying,We're younger&Faster!After the lady slammed in2 their red sport car several times,she slowly drove pass them stating, I'M OLDER & have more INSURANCE!
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Post by: mrsmere on September 07, 2019, 05:40:02 pm
Things like this really happen and sometimes worst than that.
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Post by: plennis on September 07, 2019, 05:42:39 pm
I love it when anyone shares jokes or funnies.  Thanks.
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Post by: Kimdud22 on September 07, 2019, 05:55:26 pm
Wow! Interesting. Thanks for sharing!
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Post by: mrisha on September 08, 2019, 07:00:05 pm
I love that because stupid, idiots like him do that all the time.  I bet he want do that again without thinking.
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Post by: jkhanson on September 08, 2019, 08:09:13 pm
Thanks for the chuckle.  Sad to say that it hits close to the truth though for getting cheated out of a parking spot.
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Post by: nickylanena on September 08, 2019, 08:16:20 pm
Haha! That's a good one! Thanks for sharing!
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Post by: dsosnowski06 on September 08, 2019, 08:37:30 pm
Thanks for sharing and cutting off others for parking spaces seems to happen often.  I try and park away from others so my car doesn't get scratched
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Post by: arobinson1331 on September 08, 2019, 09:43:30 pm
sounds like super privileged people. just who you love to be around.
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Post by: vp44 on September 12, 2019, 03:16:01 am
I have had a parking spot taken like this before. Sports car just whipped in the spot.  I had to laugh instead of getting mad lol.
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Post by: ccandpam on September 12, 2019, 04:50:00 am
That was very Funny. Thanks for sharing it with us. I Love Good and Clean Jokes. Most of the time, all I hear are the dirty jokes because I have young but grown Boys' who love to tell them. I always get on to them and ask them if they even know any good and clean jokes.
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Post by: cateyes1 on September 12, 2019, 05:14:15 am
I liked that, I wonder if he would ever do that again haha
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Post by: ktheodos on September 12, 2019, 05:18:06 am
Lol...and now they're both in the market for a new car and new insurance
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Post by: oldbuddy on September 12, 2019, 10:21:14 am
Lol...and now they're both in the market for a new car and new insurance
Not really, if the rich lady keeps driving her car with the damaged front end, I doubt if too many sports car drivers are going to try that trick on here.
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Post by: debidoo on September 12, 2019, 01:15:07 pm
So funny yep I have all kidding aside so wanted to do that before lol but since I am old but NOT rich lol I have resisted the urge. Brought a smile to my face thank you.
Title: Re: A Classic Truth
Post by: oldbuddy on September 12, 2019, 02:25:47 pm
So funny yep I have all kidding aside so wanted to do that before lol but since I am old but NOT rich lol I have resisted the urge. Brought a smile to my face thank you.
I am glad you felt so good
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Post by: sherryinutah on September 13, 2019, 12:44:08 am
Goes to show that people pay a price when they refuse to be respectful and considerate. 
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Post by: ancmetro on September 13, 2019, 01:26:12 pm

     It is the real tragedy of the auto industry:
 
     "More autos than auto parking spaces."
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Post by: alice44 on September 13, 2019, 01:41:28 pm
God one - but there is too much truth in it!   ???