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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: oldbuddy on September 10, 2019, 07:44:11 am
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Soooo I just got stopped by a Washington County Sheriff's deputy,
I already knew why he got me
(speeding, as expected, hahah) but of course,
I was going to ask him why he stopped me.
Ain't nobody got time for a ticket or court,
so I decided to test my luck and humor.
About a week ago,
I purchased some fart spray on Amazon to prank My wife with.
The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays . . .
Well as the Sheriff walks toward my car I nervously sprayed about 5 squirts! Oops!
He gets to my window and asks me to get out.
I said, " I can’t!"
He immediately stops in his tracks and he says,
“Good Lord ...what’s that?”
I said,
“I’ve got a situation sir!”
The look on his face was priceless.
I said,
“Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I....”
(he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence)
He grabs his face, backs up and says...
“Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance.”
I screamed “NO!!!!”
(of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick ??)
Sheriff says, "Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand it's awful . . . Hold On . . . I'll escort you!"
And he followed me home!
I didn't expect it to go this way, but the Deputy waited until I got out of the car
(he stayed in his)
so I had to waddle all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
No Ticket Written!
Confession
OK, this was a cut and paste plagiarism, but I thought you could use a good laugh.
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Yes I can always use a smile or giggle or laugh. That was a good one and especially good cause I never saw this one before thanks for the smile.
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I would have gone to 10, but you get the message. Absolutely awesome. :) :) :)
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I'm easily bought, you had me goin' there! LOL!
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I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ). This is priceless! It was a good laugh, thank you.
Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available. LOL :silly:
It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town. ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about. ;)
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Very funny. Thanks for sharing
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Lol...thanks for sharing...
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I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ). This is priceless! It was a good laugh, thank you.
Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available. LOL :silly:
It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town. ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about. ;)
I think that's what makes it so funny, everyone sees themselves trying it.
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This was a good laugh, thanks for sharing; and for him to think you actually needed an ambulance; that was priceless :)
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Very funny
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Now that was very funny. Pictured myself as the driver and thought this might pass.
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Oh my goodness, this is to funny. I must share.
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Sooooo something that I would do!!!!!
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OMG that is too funny, I thought it really happened. LOL.
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“I’ve got a situation sir!”
Very funny indeed!
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wow that us a lot to go thru to avoid q speeding ticket
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wow that us a lot to go thru to avoid q speeding ticket
But well worth it and much cheaper. This is something I need to show my husband because he is always speeding.
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I dont speed,plus i always carry a potty in the car.
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Thanks for the good laugh! Had me going till the end! LOL
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that is funny! Thanks for sharing -i needed a laugh!
one i never would have thought of that if ever in that situation. two i never would have been able to keep a straight face! :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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wait this is so funny haha. I'm glad that officer was a good sport about it. When ya gotta go ya gotta go there's no stopping it and who was he to know you didn't really have to.
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I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ). This is priceless! It was a good laugh, thank you.
Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available. LOL :silly:
It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town. ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about. ;)
This one was too funny. The officer was genuinely concerned, almost makes you feel guilty.
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Wow!That's some seriously laughter! I can't even imagine that cop! lol. lol. lol
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OMG that is too funny!
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This is a good one oldbuddy... thanks for the morning joke...
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I laughed! That would be a handy thing to try out someday. With my luck I'd get a cop who would still give me a ticket and then I'd be stuck with a stinky car.
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Yup .. I laughed. Thanks old buddy.
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That one is too funny, lol
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::) ::) ::)
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That was pretty good. I've had times where I've been speeding home for that reason and hoped I didn't get stopped.
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Beyond getting creative to get out of a ticket.
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This is great!
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Wasn't very funny. Smelly fart would be nice to hear or see. Ambulance totally inappropriate. What a wasteful cop!