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Title: Emergency?
Post by: oldbuddy on September 10, 2019, 07:44:11 am
Soooo I just got stopped by a Washington County Sheriff's deputy,
I already knew why he got me
(speeding, as expected, hahah) but of course,
I was going to ask him why he stopped me.

Ain't nobody got time for a ticket or court,
so I decided to test my luck and humor.

About a week ago,
I purchased some fart spray on Amazon to prank My wife with.
The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays . . .

Well as the Sheriff walks toward my car I nervously sprayed about 5 squirts! Oops!

He gets to my window and asks me to get out.
 I said, " I can’t!"

He immediately stops in his tracks and he says,
 “Good Lord ...what’s that?”

I said,
“I’ve got a situation sir!”

The look on his face was priceless.

I said,
“Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I....”
(he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence)

He grabs his face, backs up and says...
“Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance.”

I screamed “NO!!!!”
(of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick ??)

Sheriff says, "Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand it's awful . . . Hold On . . . I'll escort you!"

And he followed me home!

I didn't expect it to go this way, but the Deputy waited until I got out of the car
(he stayed in his)
so I had to waddle all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!

No Ticket Written!

Confession
OK, this was a cut and paste plagiarism, but I thought you could use a good laugh.



Title: Re: Emergency?
Post by: debidoo on September 10, 2019, 08:21:37 am
Yes I can always use a smile or giggle or laugh.  That was a good one and especially good cause I never saw this one before thanks for the smile.
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Post by: bshee58 on September 10, 2019, 09:34:58 am
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I would have gone to 10, but you get the message. Absolutely awesome. :) :) :)
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Post by: miltonarmitage on September 10, 2019, 09:59:21 am
I'm easily bought, you had me goin' there! LOL!
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Post by: betlynjua on September 10, 2019, 10:00:57 am
I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL    :silly:

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.   ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   ;)
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Post by: Nancy5 on September 10, 2019, 10:03:08 am
Very funny. Thanks for sharing
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Post by: ktheodos on September 10, 2019, 10:43:43 am
Lol...thanks for sharing...
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Post by: oldbuddy on September 10, 2019, 02:07:46 pm
I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL    :silly:

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.   ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   ;)
I think that's what makes it so funny, everyone sees themselves trying it.
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Post by: makeblessed on September 10, 2019, 03:45:57 pm
This was a good laugh, thanks for sharing;  and for him to think you actually needed an ambulance; that was priceless :)
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Post by: judylucas on September 10, 2019, 04:30:01 pm
Very funny
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Post by: vp44 on September 12, 2019, 03:10:48 am
Now that was very funny. Pictured myself as the driver and thought this might pass.
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Post by: autumnsparklemom on September 15, 2019, 04:11:32 pm
Oh my goodness, this is to funny. I must share.
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Post by: lightningclix on September 15, 2019, 04:52:36 pm
Sooooo something that I would do!!!!!
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Post by: heypeg on September 15, 2019, 05:00:26 pm
OMG that is too funny, I thought it really happened. LOL.
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Post by: jkhanson on September 15, 2019, 08:07:24 pm
“I’ve got a situation sir!”


Very funny indeed!
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Post by: timvolley on September 21, 2019, 08:15:08 pm
wow that us a lot to go thru to avoid q speeding ticket
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Post by: dsosnowski06 on September 21, 2019, 08:18:47 pm
wow that us a lot to go thru to avoid q speeding ticket
But well worth it and much cheaper.  This is something I need to show my husband because he is always speeding.
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Post by: Drutts0643 on September 21, 2019, 09:46:11 pm
I dont speed,plus i always carry a potty in the car.
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Post by: DEBMZ6 on September 22, 2019, 09:45:44 am
Thanks for the good laugh!  Had me going till the end! LOL
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Post by: pkrahmer on September 22, 2019, 01:34:36 pm
that is funny! Thanks for sharing -i needed a laugh!
one i never would have thought of that if ever in that situation. two i never would have been able to keep a straight face!  :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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Post by: arobinson1331 on September 22, 2019, 07:29:23 pm
wait this is so funny haha. I'm glad that officer was a good sport about it. When ya gotta go ya gotta go there's no stopping it and who was he to know you didn't really have to.
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Post by: plennis on September 22, 2019, 08:58:20 pm
I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL    :silly:

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.   ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   ;)
  This one was too funny.   The officer was genuinely concerned, almost makes you feel guilty.
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Post by: jenniferhoder on September 23, 2019, 03:20:50 am
Wow!That's some seriously laughter! I can't even imagine that cop! lol. lol. lol
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Post by: ghunter on September 23, 2019, 08:09:39 am
OMG that is too funny!
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Post by: king4cash on September 23, 2019, 08:43:25 am
This is a good one oldbuddy... thanks for the morning joke...
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Post by: pectacon on September 23, 2019, 09:31:40 am
I laughed! That would be a handy thing to try out someday. With my luck I'd get a cop who would still give me a ticket and then I'd be stuck with a stinky car.
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Post by: dwggs on September 26, 2019, 08:06:07 am
Yup .. I laughed.  Thanks old buddy. 
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Post by: LaTashaS28 on September 26, 2019, 11:42:35 am
That one is too funny, lol
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Post by: alice44 on September 26, 2019, 12:29:53 pm
 ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: mapiklfish on September 29, 2019, 01:16:56 pm
That was pretty good.  I've had times where I've been speeding home for that reason and hoped I didn't get stopped.
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Post by: tantricia44 on September 30, 2019, 11:24:15 pm
Beyond getting creative to get out of a ticket.
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Post by: beatsdrop on October 01, 2019, 08:57:59 am
This is great!
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Post by: BEENICE on October 03, 2019, 04:43:40 pm
Wasn't very funny. Smelly fart would be nice to hear or see. Ambulance totally inappropriate. What a wasteful cop!