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Support / Trouble With PaidToClick Offer
« on: January 06, 2012, 11:56:35 am »Message ID: 471447
for the past week i have done the 15 cent Paid To Click offer and every time i click the link to get credit for it, the timer just starts back over, i know i'm doing it right because i've done it over and over for a while now. is it messed up or am i doing something wrong?

click 4 pages, click the link and wait for timer to finish then i click the toolbar link and then the last link and wait 60 seconds then i refresh the page and the timer starts back over

Offers / DVD Survey Offer
« on: July 07, 2009, 05:47:19 am »Message ID: 67469
i get this when i click on the DVD Survey offer....
"Thank you for your willingness to participate. However, this study is currently closed."

well thats not right lolz

Off-Topic / Still Waiting For My Forum Bonus!
« on: June 10, 2009, 06:31:28 am »Message ID: 60893
i still haven't recieve my $3 forum bonus yet for May! any reason why staff?

Offers / Offer Expired
« on: August 06, 2008, 12:39:46 pm »Message ID: 30719
Kohler? the offer "Pulse" has expired... also can you send me a email? i have a couple things i wanna talk to you about please

Support / Question For Kohler
« on: July 15, 2008, 09:45:46 am »Message ID: 29769
Kohler... Is there anyway that you can email me or contact me.... i have a couple questions that i want to ask you please

Off-Topic / Recipes - Post Your Recipes Here
« on: June 16, 2008, 11:04:14 am »Message ID: 28435
I'm Starting A new Topic...

French Chicken Butternut Squash Salad
Serves 4

1 butternut squash, peeled and cubed (1 cubes). Do not use any center parts that have seeds. Cut around them.
Olive oil for coating the squash, 2 3 Tbl will do it.
1 cup of walnut halves or pieces
1 broasted chicken (pre-made at the grocery store or bake your own). Cooled, pulled apart and chopped for chicken salad. White and dark meat both acceptable. Keep the carcass for making soup stock or toss it.
4 hands full of mixed lettuces or spinach
1 Tbl of fresh tarragon leaves, minced

For the dressing
1/3 cup of extra virgin olive oil
1 Tbl of red wine vinegar
1 Tbl of Dijon mustard
1 Tbl. of mayonnaise
1 Tbl of white wine or water

Preheat oven to 400 degrees

For the salad: In a 9 X 13 ovenproof pan toss the squash with olive oil. Roast the squash for 40 minutes. Check to see if it is soft by poking with a knife. You want the squash completely roasted. The edges will even begin to caramelize (turn brownish which gives it a sweeter flavor). Toss in the walnuts and roast for 5 minutes more to give the walnuts extra flavor too.

While the squash is roasting you can pull apart your chicken. Put the chicken chunks in a large bowl.

When the squash and walnuts are finished, toss them in with the chicken. Careful to get the squash out of the pan without it completely falling apart.

Make your dressing. All you need to do is put all of the ingredients in a blender and whiz it until fully mixed. If you like your dressing runnier, you can add a bit more water or wine.

Pour the dressing over the chicken mixture. Gently toss. The squash is likely to still be warm. Room temperature is fine too.

Put the lettuce on the plates. Mound the chicken mixture on top and sprinkle on the tarragon.

Tarragon always makes a salad more French. Serve with a sauvignon blanc or even iced tea and enjoy a refreshing salad on a warm evening.

Pork Loin Roast with Chunky Mango-Pineapple Chutney
Serves 4 - 6

Preheat oven to 375 degrees or light your grill
Eating fruit with meat just feels like summer. You can bake or grill this pork loin. You can serve the chutney warm, room temp or cold. You can even change the fruits. Other options besides mango and pineapple are: Rhubarb (just double the sugar), strawberries, papaya and even bananas.

1/2 lb pork loin roast or two 1 lb pork tenderloins Olive oil spray
Italian spice blend
Black pepper

For the chutney:
1 Tbl of olive oil
1 medium chopped sweet onion
1 tsp of minced garlic
1 lb. of cubed mango (or see fruits above). Fresh or frozen will work
1 lb. of cubed pineapple (or see fruits above). Fresh or frozen will work
2 Tbl of light brown sugar
1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar
1 tsp of ground coriander
2 tsp of ground ginger
1 tsp of ground cinnamon
1 tsp of ground mustard
3/4 cup of raisins or dried cranberries (your color choice)
1 red bell pepper, seeded and diced
Pinch cayenne (optional)

For the pork:

In a small roasting pan, spray the bottom with olive oil spray. Set roast, fat side up in the pan and spray the top. Sprinkle with Italian mix to your taste and grate fresh black pepper on top. Set in oven pre-heated at 375 degrees. Roast for 40 minutes, with a meat thermometer poked into the middle, and then check the temperature. You want to remove the pork when the thermometer reaches 160 degrees. Then let rest 10 minutes outside of the oven before cutting. This will allow for juicy pork but no pink in the middle. If you are doing pork tenderloins they will take less time to cook. Check the temperature on them at 20 to 25 minutes. If you are able to control the temperature on your grill they should take about the same amount of time to cook.

Slice the pork on the plate and spoon the chutney over the top or to the side.

For the chutney:

While the pork is in the oven you can make the chutney. This is very easy.

Put the olive oil, onion and garlic in a medium saucepan. Saute on medium high for about 5 minutes to loosen up the onion. Then add the rest of the ingredients and continue to cook on medium low for up to 15 minutes. Stir often. Unless the fruit was frozen when it went into the pan, I often don't cook this for the full 15 minutes. It's really up to you. You get to decide how chunky you want your chutney to be. The longer you cook it the mushier it will get. If you like your chutney to be more like a sauce you can puree the final product in your blender. I like mine chunky. When it's warm outside and you serve the hot meat with the cold chutney it's nice to have larger pieces of cold, juicy fruit. If you are making this in cooler months, the warm chutney with the ginger and cinnamon infused in it gives your cheeks a nice glow and a wonderful smell in your kitchen.

Other options include serving this with chicken, fish or even pancakes and waffles.

Off-Topic / Jokes
« on: May 27, 2008, 05:27:20 am »Message ID: 27488
Two Storks
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night. The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the heck out of college students!"

Didn't Do It
One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.

As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over. He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife.

He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"

"Yes," was his reply.

She said, "Well, today I didn't do it!"

Keeping Fit
Grandpa Melvin Cranston was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he happily cackled. "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

And, Grandpa Melvin continued, "Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said. "And, I have decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then, I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Peanuts and Cigarettes
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic... And that after shave is just wonderful!"

The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You jerk. Oh my gosh you stink. Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother."

By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the bartender responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

Jet Fuel
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you...err... broken wind yet?"


"Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"

Fast Dads
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"

Smart In-Law
One day, while having a heated argument with each other, the angry wife said to her husband, "I should have taken my mother's advice and never should have married you! How she tried to stop me!"

The husband replied, "Well, I'll be! How I have misjudged that woman!"

Recent Quips From Late Night
"On Wednesday, John Edwards officially endorsed himself for vice president. ... It's believed that Edwards' endorsement of Senator Obama will help Obama nail down the critical handsome millionaire vote." --Amy Poehler

"The California Supreme Court has overturned the ban on gay marriage, paving the way for California's first legal gay marriages not involving Liza Minnelli. So that's pretty good. This is groundbreaking. You know what this means? Finally, taking loved ones for granted won't be just for straight people anymore." --Jay Leno

"Earlier today, Barack Obama gave a speech in South Dakota. At the end of the speech, the crowd gave him a standing ovation. Yeah, very cool. Obama got the standing ovation not for his speech, but for being the first black person in South Dakota." --Conan O'Brien

"To give you an idea of how low President Bush's approval rating is, during the flight of Air Force One to the Middle East, they made him sit in the bathroom the entire way. And while he was in Israel, President Bush launched a political attack on Barack Obama. I guess he attacked him over there, so he doesn't have to attack him over here." --Jay Leno

"A monumental victory for the gay rights movement. The California Supreme Court on Thursday overturned a ban on gay marriage. This is great news for the state's mesh tuxedo industry." --Amy Poehler

"Speaking of presidents, Bill Clinton in the news. Bill Clinton is in a little trouble. He gave a speech at a high school in Kentucky. He was 90 minutes late. He showed up 90 minutes late. Yeah, Clinton told the students, 'I'd explain why I'm late, but you're not quite old enough yet.'" --Conan O'Brien

Low Stock
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

The clerk smiled and said, "Rain."

A lady went running to a doctor with a badly spoiled stomach.

"What did you eat for dinner last night?" asked the doctor.

"Oysters," she said.

"Fresh oysters?" asked the doctor.

"How should I know?" said the lady

"Well," asked the doctor, "couldn't you tell when you took off the shells?"

"My Gosh," gasped the lady. "Are you supposed to take off the shells?"

Playing Golf
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they had passionate relations all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man prepared to leave, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been together all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying jerk! You've been playing golf!"

Dodge City
A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail.

"OK" he said, re-entering the crowded bar "I,m gonna have one more drink and if my horse ain't back by then, the same thing will happen here that happened in Dodge City."

With that several of the cowboys ran out of the saloon and within minutes one had returned to tell him that they'd found his horse for him. As he turned to leave the bartender stopped him.

"Excuse me stranger" he said, "but what happened in Dodge City?"

The cowboy replied: "I had to walk home!"

Sheep Sense
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock."

The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973" says the man.

The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says, "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal."

Man picks one up and begins to walk away.

"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says, "Sure!

You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd.

"Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"

"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."

City Hall Error
Two men take a wrong turn and walk into a room in the San Francisco City Hall. A man walks up to them, says a lot of junk, and finally declares, "I now pronounce you spouse and spouse."

One man looks at the other and tells the Justice of the Peace, "We just came in here to get fishing licenses!"

Definition of a Fisherman
One jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end!

Off-Topic / What kinda pic should i put on here?
« on: May 23, 2008, 02:14:31 pm »Message ID: 27294
what kinda picture should i put on here so ppl will see it on my posts? ??? :dontknow:

Support / Is My Sig Ok?
« on: May 22, 2008, 11:24:34 am »Message ID: 27166
is my sig ok? if its not then i'll take it off but i wasn't sure if i could have it or not? plz don't suspend my account cause of it.... i'll take it off if its not approved


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