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Off-Topic / Happy may
« on: May 01, 2024, 08:57:57 am »Message ID: 1378756
I hope you all have a good month

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Payments / cash amount
« on: July 15, 2023, 04:07:10 pm »Message ID: 1376175
I had 20.00 in my account and it dropped down to 3 dollars ? has this happened to anyone else?

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Off-Topic / Happy February
« on: February 01, 2023, 05:12:39 am »Message ID: 1374054
I hope you all have a good month  :wave:

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Off-Topic / Hello December
« on: December 02, 2022, 09:44:24 am »Message ID: 1373255
Have a good month everyone  :present:

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Off-Topic / Do you believe?
« on: November 26, 2022, 01:42:05 pm »Message ID: 1373140
That how a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife/ girlfriend?

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Off-Topic / Blonde Joke
« on: November 17, 2022, 09:36:52 am »Message ID: 1372955
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Off-Topic / corny one
« on: November 12, 2022, 08:20:48 am »Message ID: 1372868
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

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Off-Topic / Why?
« on: November 01, 2022, 06:59:52 am »Message ID: 1372685
Why do we tell our kids to never take candy from a stranger, YET, 1 day (Halloween) we let them take candy from strangers ?
 

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Off-Topic / laugh of the day
« on: September 15, 2022, 08:51:18 am »Message ID: 1371865
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the

activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she

needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

stuffed pillows on her right side.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed

her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....

'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

nephew......

'Bastards won't let me fart'.

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Off-Topic / RULES to teach your daughter !!
« on: August 27, 2022, 06:56:04 am »Message ID: 1371514

1. Make your bed every day, even if it’s right before you get in it.
2. Don’t wear holey underwear…in case you’re in an accident and they cut your clothes off.
3. Travel light through life. Keep only what you need.
4. It’s okay to cry when you’re hurt. It’s also okay to smash (some) things; but, wash your face, clean your mess, and get up off the floor when you’re done. You don’t belong down there.
5. If you’re going to curse, be clever. If you’re going to curse in public, know your audience.
6. Seek out the people and places that resonate with your soul.
7. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
8. 5-second rule. It’s just dirt. There are worse things in a fast food cheeseburger.
9. Happiness is not a permanent state. Wholeness is. Don’t confuse these.
10. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack your bag.
11. Never walk through an alley alone.
12. Be less sugar, more spice, and only as nice as you’re able to without compromising yourself.
13. Can’t is a cop-out.
14. Hold your heroes to a high standard. Be your own hero.
15. If you can’t smile with your eyes, don’t smile. Insincerity is nothing to aspire to.
16. Never lie to yourself.
17. Your body, your rules.
18. If you have an opinion, you better know why.
19. Practice your passions.
20. Ask for what you want. The worst thing they can say is no.
21. Wish on stars and dandelions, then get to work to make them happen.
22. Stay as sweet as you are.
23. Fall in love often. Particularly with ideas, art, music, literature, food and far-off places.
24. Fall hard and forever in love with nothing but yourself.
25. Say Please, Thank You, and Pardon Me, whenever the situation warrants it.
26. Reserve “I’m sorry” for when you truly are.
27. Naps are for grown-ups, too.
28. Question everything, except your own intuition.
29. You have enough. You are enough.
30. You are amazing! Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you are not. If someone does….walk away. You deserve better.
31. No matter where you are, you can always come home.
32. Be happy and remember your roots, family is EVERYTHING.
33. Say what you mean and mean what you say.
34. No one will ever love you more than I do.
35. Be kind; treat others how you would like them to treat you.
36. If in doubt, remember whose daughter you are and straighten your crown

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Off-Topic / The Man In The Glass
« on: July 24, 2022, 05:46:23 am »Message ID: 1370931

by Dale Wimbrow
When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for the day,
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.
For it isn’t your father or mother or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass,
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.
Some people might think you’re a straight-shootin’ chum
And call you a wonderful guy,
But the man in the glass says you’re only a bum
If you can’t look him straight in the eye.
He’s the fellow to please, never mind all the rest
For he’s with you clear to the end,
And you’ve passed you most dangerous, difficult test
If the guy in the glass is your friend.
You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.

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Off-Topic / Happy June
« on: June 01, 2022, 05:41:52 am »Message ID: 1369900
Hope it gets better for us all  :wave:

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Off-Topic / Is it a guy thing ?
« on: May 02, 2022, 10:39:59 am »Message ID: 1369360
My son was leaving for work today and I said to him "I love you" he said, "Ma I dont say things like that" I said why not ?
he said "i'm not mushy like that " he is 39, guys do you tell your Mom you love her ? 

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Off-Topic / Am I being mean?
« on: May 02, 2022, 05:59:25 am »Message ID: 1369346
My son got us a puppy almost 3 years ago now. My BF retired and so my son thought it would be a good idea to get the puppy to keep my BF off the couch so much. My BF had a stroke a month ago and is in rehab now and he was the one who always took our dog for a walk. I tried a couple of times walking her but it seems like she is walking me more because she drags me. Me being 65 is having a hard time walking Sasha so I just take her out in the yard and play with her out there. Is it that awful of me not to take her for walks? :( I cant afford to pay someone what do I do?

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Off-Topic / Happy May
« on: May 01, 2022, 05:59:40 am »Message ID: 1369332
I hope you all have a good month  :thumbsup:

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