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Off-Topic / Strange dream
« on: Yesterday at 04:19:57 am »Message ID: 1343352
I had the strangest dream. I was sitting in the pitch black in the back of a church. In front of me on either side there was a huge fish tank filled with beef stew. The girl next to me kept trying to reach in and grab a carrot or potato but kept burning her hand. I jokingly said "you should have brought a fork" the next thing I know she whips out a fork and starts eating out of the fish tank. Then people started coming up to it with plates in hand and utensils and started digging in too. (who does this in church) all I was worried about as I was watching them is "oh no how am I suppose to walk home with no mask?" I forgot my mask ....does ANYONE know what this dream might mean? LOL

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Off-Topic / My daughter's childhood friend :(
« on: October 24, 2020, 04:19:51 am »Message ID: 1342952
My daughters friend found out she has cancer. Can you please keep her in your prayers please ?

https://gf.me/u/y5pns4

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Off-Topic / Why?
« on: October 21, 2020, 09:04:59 am »Message ID: 1342745
Why is it when you go to a store and buy what you want, then you put it all on the register and they say "is that it" ? has this happened to you?...I mean if there was more I would put it up there don't you think lol

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Off-Topic / Whaaaat LOL
« on: October 20, 2020, 04:03:06 am »Message ID: 1342644
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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Off-Topic / Corny joke
« on: October 18, 2020, 04:53:48 am »Message ID: 1342477
So a Turtle is walking Down the road. When all of a sudden 2 Snails Decide to Jump the Turtle. So When all over the Turtle Calls The Police. The Police Ask The Turtle What Happed. The Turtle Says I Don’t Know it All Happened So Fast.  :P

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Off-Topic / THE TRAIN
« on: October 12, 2020, 05:01:14 am »Message ID: 1342034

At birth we boarded the train and met our parents, and we believe they will always travel by our side. As time goes by, other people will board the train; and they will be significant i.e. our siblings, friends, children, strangers and even the love of your life. However, at some station our parents will step down from the train, leaving us on this journey alone.
Others will step down over time and leave a permanent vacuum. Some, however, will go so unnoticed that we don't realize they vacated their seats. This train ride will be full of joy, sorrow, fantasy, expectations, hellos, goodbyes, and farewells. Success consists of having a good relationship with all passengers requiring that we give the best of ourselves.
The mystery to everyone is: We do not know at which station we ourselves will step down. So, we must live in the best way, love, forgive, and offer the best of who we are. It is important to do this because when the time comes for us to step down and leave our seat empty we should leave behind beautiful memories for those who will continue to travel on the train of life.
I wish you a joyful journey for the coming years on your train of life.  Reap success, give lots of love and be happy.  More importantly, thank God for the journey!

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FusionCash / Forum bonus
« on: October 10, 2020, 03:46:18 am »Message ID: 1341861
I have 4 months pending now, will we ever get the bonus again  :confused1:

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Off-Topic / emeril lagasse power air fryer 360
« on: October 04, 2020, 06:55:18 am »Message ID: 1341212
Does anyone have one and if you do how well does it work?

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Off-Topic / I don't care if you hate #45
« on: October 03, 2020, 10:13:48 am »Message ID: 1341120

You see Trump’s arrogance, I see Trump’s confidence. You see Trump’s nationalism, I see Trump’s patriotism. You hear Trump’s unsophisticated words, I hear Trump’s honesty. You see Trump’s racism, I see Trump’s words being misconstrued and twisted by the media daily to fit their narrative. You see Trump as a Republican, I see Trump as a Patriot. You see Trump as a dictator, I see Trump as a leader. You see Trump as an Authoritarian, I see Trump as the only one willing to fight for our freedoms. You see Trump as childish, I see Trump as a fighter, unwilling to cave in to the lies. You see Trump as an unpolished politician, I see Trump as a breath of fresh air. You think Trump hates immigrants, I know Trump is married to an immigrant. You see Trump putting an end to immigration in America, I see Trump welcoming immigrants to America LEGALLY. You see Trump’s cages at the border, I see Obama’s cages at the border. You see Trump with a struggling economy, I see Trump with an amazing economy until the Democrats shut it down. You see the violence in the streets and call it “Trump’s America”, I see the violence in the streets of Democratic run cities who are refusing Trump’s help and call it “Liberal America.” You want someone more Presidential, I’m happy we have someone who finally doesn’t just talk the talk but actually walks the walk. You and I? We see things very differently.

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Off-Topic / Oct 1st
« on: October 01, 2020, 03:33:26 am »Message ID: 1340810
Have an AWESOME month everyone  :wave:

Plus I want to take this opportunity to wish my Mom & Dad a Happy heavenly Anniversary  :rose:  :rose: ...I love you Mom & Dad  :heart:

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Off-Topic / Presidential debate
« on: September 30, 2020, 07:16:27 am »Message ID: 1340716
Can anyone tell me why Biden was wearing a wire?

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Off-Topic / Goooo Seniors !!
« on: September 28, 2020, 04:21:47 am »Message ID: 1340502
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $3000
"Well, please let me have $3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
the moral of this tale .......
Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.

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Off-Topic / For the women !!
« on: September 27, 2020, 06:52:56 am »Message ID: 1340382
Here you go ladies: This one is for us!! A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her man through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good man never hurts his woman, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.....HUGS!!
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Off-Topic / Only in Somerville Ma
« on: September 18, 2020, 04:40:39 am »Message ID: 1339455
I stopped at the gas station and went in to get a drink and as I walked up, I noticed these 2 officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, "Is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the officers standing RIGHT there?"

But anyways, I minded my own business and went in for a soda . As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming..... I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw that this woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside the officers had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out. Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car. I was thinking, "Arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car?"

And being the person that I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.. The guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!

Now I want to know which of my friends actually read this to the end.. If you did, copy and paste this to see who believes you! 😁Change it to your city.......................GOTCHA :)

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Off-Topic / So true !!
« on: September 16, 2020, 04:31:31 am »Message ID: 1339328
A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago. It is pretty old now. But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it.
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because the said it looks pretty worn out.”
The father said, now “Take it to the *bleep* shop.” The daughter went to the *bleep* shop, returned to her father and said,”The *bleep* shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.”
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, it's an iconic car and sought by many collectors”
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you......Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
Never!

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