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Off-Topic / Re: Contaminated Beach Water
« on: July 02, 2019, 02:53:15 pm »Message ID: 1282490
I have always wanted to take a swim in the!!!!!!! I'm terrifed! 
Flesh eating bacteria sound like they could infect a person without any open wounds.  Our eyes and nose and ears all seem like likely portals for such yuck to enter a person.

Off-Topic / Re: Todays chuckle
« on: July 02, 2019, 02:48:10 pm »Message ID: 1282488
I enjoyed your 6/21-19 Chuckle at the welfare office.   I also agree with catchow who said "pull up your pants" should be added.  I dislike both the misuse of welfare and men with their pants hanging under their butt cheeks.

I also enjoyed your chuckles for today, 7-2-19.   I did understand the joke with the "bleeps"!  Made me laugh, both at the joke and at the bleeps.

Thanks for sharing.

Off-Topic / Re: Peanut Butter
« on: June 30, 2019, 08:09:14 pm »Message ID: 1282116
I prefer chunky Jif peanut butter, but will certainly eat smooth pb too.  I like peanut butter with sliced dill pickles.

Off-Topic / Re: Good Deals
« on: June 27, 2019, 07:25:06 pm »Message ID: 1281533
Our local Shopko store just went out of business.  I felt good when I was buying at 70% off.  My daughter was there on the last day and scored 95% off.  She spent $28.00 and saved over $544.00.

Savings were great, but I am sad that our Shopko has closed its doors.

Off-Topic / Re: Lottery Tickets
« on: June 27, 2019, 07:23:09 pm »Message ID: 1281532
I don't buy lottery tickets.  My husband, on the other hand, buys them when the jackpot is really big.  So far, no luck winning anything.

Off-Topic / Re: Pancakes, Waffles, or French Toast?
« on: June 26, 2019, 06:47:15 pm »Message ID: 1281380
I like them all.  My favorite pancakes were 9 grain in Salina, Kansas.

Off-Topic / Re: Todays chuckle
« on: June 26, 2019, 06:26:58 pm »Message ID: 1281379
cateyes1, you made me laugh! 

Someone surely will be cooking his own supper!

Off-Topic / Re: tomorrow i go in for a colonostomy
« on: June 26, 2019, 06:17:33 pm »Message ID: 1281378
I haven't had one for a long time, but it was really no big deal. The last time they let me watch the whole thing on a TV screen as the probe journeyed down a long pink tunnel.

That would be cool to watch. I like watching medical procedures. I watched my brother's Lasik procedure on TV from the waiting area.

I had one done last fall.  Watching the procedure was not an option.  I was "out".  If given the opportunity, I would want to watch.  Fascinating.

Off-Topic / Re: Free Food
« on: June 26, 2019, 12:44:36 pm »Message ID: 1281348
I haven't worked in a food pantry or the giveaway events.  Many people are needy and appreciate the help. 

BUT, then we have the lazy, "I deserve this", greedy people who know how to work the system who make me want to NOT donate. 

I don't have any ideas on how to fix "the system", but when people getting assistance due to my tax dollars earn more than I do working overtime and running myself ragged, SOMETHING needs fixing!

Off-Topic / Re: How often do you eat Instant Ramen ?
« on: June 26, 2019, 12:36:37 pm »Message ID: 1281346
I haven't eaten Ramen noodles for a very long time.  I like them in a salad.... will need to find that recipe now that the Ramen noodles have been brought to my attention.

Someone above mentioned adding them to stir fry.....that's a great idea!

Off-Topic / Re: Video Games
« on: June 26, 2019, 12:34:24 pm »Message ID: 1281345
I don't play video games on my computer, but I do play Candy Crush on my phone.  I also like crossword puzzle type games and suduko.

We gave our Nintendo 64 system to one of the kids a long time ago.

Payment Pictures / My $40.40 Check cashout payment
« on: June 22, 2019, 11:56:07 am »Message ID: 1280849

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Off-Topic / Re: Contact Lense Failblog!
« on: June 19, 2019, 07:36:08 pm »Message ID: 1280588
This is bizarre!  I find it hard to believe that someone could put 27 contacts into their eyes without noticing that they already had one or several others in their eye.  How did she see?  Her vision clarity must have been very bad.....multiple lenses could not have possibly given her clear vision.  She is very lucky to not have contracted a bad infection!

Off-Topic / Re: Aladdin
« on: June 19, 2019, 07:27:31 pm »Message ID: 1280587
I want to see Aladdin.  I will have to wait til it comes out on Netflix or something as it has already been to the theaters near me. 

Off-Topic / Re: Getting Older
« on: June 19, 2019, 07:25:47 pm »Message ID: 1280586
Thanks for the chuckle cateyes.

As one who is growing older, I can relate to and laugh at myself for several of them....

My favorites are: Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights" I'm just very wise.

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