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Off-Topic / a game to get to know each other...

« on: November 17, 2011, 12:21:22 pm »Message ID: 447870

Here are the rules - post this list on your profile (in Notes) replacing my answers with yours.

Tag 15 people to do the same thing.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Joy....my motherts name!

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When my father died last year.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING
No, its always a mess!

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Genoa salami.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yes...7


6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
One would hope.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes all the time..its part of my personality.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? NO WAY! I dont even go on rollercoasters!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
granola
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no

12. THIS IS A FREE ONE, PUT ANYTHING: Trust me, i'm only doing these notes because i can't sleep. ( what is my real hair color) auburn.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? chocolate cookie mint, and a new one called birthday cake!.YUM!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
the hair for some reason...though my boyfriend dosnt have any, so his blue eyes realy stood out!

15. RED OR PINK?
Pink

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Im too skinny!

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My kids!

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
sure..why not, its a good way to get to know people.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Im wearing a dress.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
sponge bob in the back groud.....some where.


22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? red

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? chili


24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? zackary, one of my children.


25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I love the person who sent this to me!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? yankees base ball


27. HAIR COLOR?
auborn

28. EYE COLOR?
brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
no

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
chli and spaggetti...I make the best!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
scary

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? diary of a mad black woman.

33.WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
black dress with tiny white flowers.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
spring

35. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses from steve. hugs from anyone else!
Why is there no 36? because who evre started this got ahead of them selves!

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Lisa faye potts

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? every one else!
Everyone. ha!

39. What book are you reading right now?
betty crocker...lol

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I dont use one! My desk is my mouse pad...so ..my soda, and ash try, a bowl of peanut m&ms, a spare pair of glasses,yadda yadda yadda!

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
yankees vs angels...go yanks!

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)?
birds chirpping.
43. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FRESH FLOWER?
magnolias
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
texas

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Im a great cook.

46 WHERE WERE U BORN?
Florida

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? any one!
Anyone who wants to answer.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER
on line

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Off-Topic / Re: the cat joke

« on: November 17, 2011, 11:15:23 am »Message ID: 447861

thank you so much ptfunds
. that was a very touching story   im a devout christain, and realy appriciate storys like this.

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Offers / Re: could'v been worse, joke

« on: November 17, 2011, 11:08:22 am »Message ID: 447857

lol, its the same joke but yours is better detailed than mine...Ill have to use this one from now on. Thanks  jkhanson

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Off-Topic / 10 pet peeves and 10 things i love

« on: November 16, 2011, 04:54:57 pm »Message ID: 447594

1)men in flip flops...I dont know why
2)babies with dried mucas on the nose...Come on now
3)You open a door for 1 person and 50 walk in...Can someone take over please
4)kids running in public places, where there are lots of people..control that kid, will ya
6)Loud people using cell phones in public..uh, can you keep it down over there
7)people who wear wrinkled clothes out side the home...hello, thats what dryers and hangers are for
8)Getting carded when Im obviously over the age of 40...look a little closer
9)Someone elses dog pooping in my yard...I mean, realy
10)Any one in T-shirts...Dont ask
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10 things I love:
1)Rain and thunder
2)Flowers
3)The smell of Gain, and downy together
4)Men in boots
5)The scent of magnolia
6)Fat fluffy puppies
7)The color turquoise
8)singing out loud and dancing, when no one is around
9)James Taylor
10)My red hair.
 

what are yours...Id love to know!

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Offers / could'v been worse, joke

« on: November 16, 2011, 04:49:09 pm »Message ID: 447592

Could Have Been Worse
 Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
 
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
 
"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."
 
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it have been worse?"
 
"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!"
 
 

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Off-Topic / the cat joke

« on: November 16, 2011, 04:38:07 pm »Message ID: 447587

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven.
Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.
The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased.
We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
Running, running, running; we're tired of running.
Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?"
The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
Week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?"
The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here.
Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best.

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Off-Topic / dead duck, joke

« on: November 16, 2011, 04:29:34 pm »Message ID: 447586

A woman brought a very limp duck into a Veterinary surgeon.  As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.  After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure ?"
"Yes, I am sure.  The duck is dead," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested..  "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.  He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, The dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.  He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately Sniffed the bird from head to foot.  The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$150??" she cried, "$150 just to tell Me my duck is dead??"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill

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Off-Topic / a joke

« on: November 16, 2011, 04:13:08 pm »Message ID: 447585

  
One day a man walks into a dentist’s and asks
 how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth?
“$160,” the dentist says.“That’s a ridiculous
 amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper
 way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t
 use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to
 $120.”” the man says. no, thats still to much
“Okay,” says the dentist “If I save on anaesthesia
and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers,
I could get awaywith charging $40.” “Nope,”
moans the man,“it’s still too much.”“Hmm,”
says the dentist,scratching his head. “If I let
one of my studentsdo it for the experience, I
suppose I could chargeyou just $20.” “Marvellous,”
says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday !”

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Support / profiles

« on: November 16, 2011, 03:47:50 pm »Message ID: 447571

hello ...I'm new here and for some reason I cant find a profile builder, where I can add a pic and an "about me " section...is there not such a thing here or is it right in front of my face... please help!