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Off-Topic / New Windshield
« on: June 18, 2019, 07:06:09 am »Message ID: 1280398
Last night I didn’t park in my garage, but kept the SUV in the driveway.  This morning when my husband went to get the paper he noticed my windshield cracked.  As he checked it out there was a BB gun hole in it.  Now I have to get a new windshield.  Talking to a neighbor down the street the same thing happened to them, so I guess someone had fun last night causing people to spend more money.  We have cameras, but we couldn’t make out anything except it was a pickup.  We called the police, but there’s not much they can do.  I guess from now on, it’s garage all the time.

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Off-Topic / Gloria Vanderbilt died
« on: June 17, 2019, 07:38:49 am »Message ID: 1280272
Fashion icon Gloria Vanderbilt died at age 95, reported by her son CNN's Anderson Cooper.

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Off-Topic / What do you drive?
« on: June 13, 2019, 08:39:56 am »Message ID: 1279782
Car, SUV, truck, etc?  I drive an SUV and my husband has a car and a pick up truck.

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Off-Topic / Just wondering
« on: June 04, 2019, 03:23:21 pm »Message ID: 1278499
Ever wonder why they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering?

Why don’t you see the headline Psychic wins lottery?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice ?

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport terminal?

Hope some of these made you smile a little

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Off-Topic / Another rainy day
« on: May 13, 2019, 01:30:20 pm »Message ID: 1275107
We have had so much rain in the past few weeks.  It has rained 11 Fridays in a row.  It rained last Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and today.  Hope the sun comes out soon.

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Off-Topic / Doris Day died
« on: May 13, 2019, 06:45:49 am »Message ID: 1275054
I just heard Doris Day passed away at age 97

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Off-Topic / Did I flunk English?
« on: May 10, 2019, 08:21:06 am »Message ID: 1274728
Last night we went out to dinner.  This is the fifth time I heard the hostess say "Can I sit you"?  Shouldn't it be can I seat you?  Am I wrong or did I sleep through English.

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Off-Topic / Today’s Joke
« on: May 01, 2019, 08:13:08 am »Message ID: 1273340
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”

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Off-Topic / Another Joke
« on: April 25, 2019, 05:47:13 am »Message ID: 1272241
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing i want to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it away, it's much easier

Wife: But there are poor starving people  who can easily use these clothing

Husband:  Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Husband is recovering from a head injury

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Off-Topic / Found another cat!
« on: April 21, 2019, 10:41:30 am »Message ID: 1271805
Some of you might remember I lost two of my cats last month, one to cancer and one to liver disease   We are picking up another cat on Monday.  As you may or may not remember I only adopt cats that had a rough life, has been caged very long, one that is sick or one that will not get adopted   This one is 6 years old.  He has been caged for 5 of his 6 years - the reason is 50% of the time he uses the litter box, 50% of the time not so much.  He can join my other cat who has the same problem.  All my cats have free run of the home.  Beds have pads on top of comforters, living room & family room furniture has covers and I have no carpets in home.  Worst i have to do is wash the pads/covers.  I won't be home much today otherwise he would be here now.  Can't wait until Monday!💖

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Off-Topic / Blond joke
« on: April 15, 2019, 10:17:55 am »Message ID: 1271000
Jack walked into a bar around 10 pm.  He sat down next to a blond and both watched the 10 pm news.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a building threatening to jump.

The blond looked at Jack and said "Do you think he will jump?"

 Jack said "You know, I bet he will". The blond replied "well, I bet he wont". Jack put $30 on the bar and said "you're on.".

 Just as the blond placed her $30 the man took a nose dive off the building and fell to his death.  The blond was very upset and handed Jack her $30.  She said "what's fair is fair here's your money."

 Jack replied "I can't take your money, I saw this on the 5 pm news and knew he would jump"

The blond replied "I did too, but I didn't think he would do it again"

Jack took the money

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Off-Topic / National Sibling Day
« on: April 10, 2019, 01:47:39 pm »Message ID: 1270328
Never heard of this before.  Now it seems like they have a day for almost everything.  I’ve got 1 sister (younger) and 2 step brothers (1 older, 1 younger).

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Off-Topic / Sad Again!
« on: April 03, 2019, 02:09:16 pm »Message ID: 1269236
Well today I had to put down my Heidy.  She was my cat that had pancreatic cancer and sadly she took a turn for the worst this morning.  Three weeks ago I had to put down another cat due to kidney failure.  This is the part of pet owning i hate.  I'm praying this is it for awhile with my other pets.  I don't think I could stand losing three in a short period.

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Off-Topic / Rollercoaster
« on: April 02, 2019, 12:08:13 pm »Message ID: 1269002
Now that summer is coming, do you like/go on rollercoasters?

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Off-Topic / Feeling Sad
« on: March 13, 2019, 06:12:28 am »Message ID: 1265968
Yesterday I had to put my one cat down.  He had end stage kidney failure and there was nothing they could do.  I had him at my vet and an emergency/specialized vet.  I'm also dealing with another one of my cats who has pancreatic cancer.  Took her to my vet and an oncologist at a specialized hospital and got the same answer, nothing they can do.  So far she's ok, but it's a waiting game with her. 

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