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Off-Topic / Today’s Joke
« on: May 01, 2019, 08:13:08 am »Message ID: 1273340
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”

Off-Topic / Another Joke
« on: April 25, 2019, 05:47:13 am »Message ID: 1272241
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing i want to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it away, it's much easier

Wife: But there are poor starving people  who can easily use these clothing

Husband:  Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Husband is recovering from a head injury

Off-Topic / Found another cat!
« on: April 21, 2019, 10:41:30 am »Message ID: 1271805
Some of you might remember I lost two of my cats last month, one to cancer and one to liver disease   We are picking up another cat on Monday.  As you may or may not remember I only adopt cats that had a rough life, has been caged very long, one that is sick or one that will not get adopted   This one is 6 years old.  He has been caged for 5 of his 6 years - the reason is 50% of the time he uses the litter box, 50% of the time not so much.  He can join my other cat who has the same problem.  All my cats have free run of the home.  Beds have pads on top of comforters, living room & family room furniture has covers and I have no carpets in home.  Worst i have to do is wash the pads/covers.  I won't be home much today otherwise he would be here now.  Can't wait until Monday!💖

Off-Topic / Blond joke
« on: April 15, 2019, 10:17:55 am »Message ID: 1271000
Jack walked into a bar around 10 pm.  He sat down next to a blond and both watched the 10 pm news.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a building threatening to jump.

The blond looked at Jack and said "Do you think he will jump?"

 Jack said "You know, I bet he will". The blond replied "well, I bet he wont". Jack put $30 on the bar and said "you're on.".

 Just as the blond placed her $30 the man took a nose dive off the building and fell to his death.  The blond was very upset and handed Jack her $30.  She said "what's fair is fair here's your money."

 Jack replied "I can't take your money, I saw this on the 5 pm news and knew he would jump"

The blond replied "I did too, but I didn't think he would do it again"

Jack took the money

Off-Topic / National Sibling Day
« on: April 10, 2019, 01:47:39 pm »Message ID: 1270328
Never heard of this before.  Now it seems like they have a day for almost everything.  I’ve got 1 sister (younger) and 2 step brothers (1 older, 1 younger).

Off-Topic / Sad Again!
« on: April 03, 2019, 02:09:16 pm »Message ID: 1269236
Well today I had to put down my Heidy.  She was my cat that had pancreatic cancer and sadly she took a turn for the worst this morning.  Three weeks ago I had to put down another cat due to kidney failure.  This is the part of pet owning i hate.  I'm praying this is it for awhile with my other pets.  I don't think I could stand losing three in a short period.

Off-Topic / Rollercoaster
« on: April 02, 2019, 12:08:13 pm »Message ID: 1269002
Now that summer is coming, do you like/go on rollercoasters?

Off-Topic / Feeling Sad
« on: March 13, 2019, 06:12:28 am »Message ID: 1265968
Yesterday I had to put my one cat down.  He had end stage kidney failure and there was nothing they could do.  I had him at my vet and an emergency/specialized vet.  I'm also dealing with another one of my cats who has pancreatic cancer.  Took her to my vet and an oncologist at a specialized hospital and got the same answer, nothing they can do.  So far she's ok, but it's a waiting game with her. 

Offers / Tap Research
« on: March 13, 2019, 06:02:28 am »Message ID: 1265966
Went on again this morning, got excited tap reward was not in red, but in green!  WOW it’s finally fixed.  Did 4 surveys and clicked on my winnings.....Nothing!  Got excited for nothing.

Off-Topic / Alex Trebek from Jeopardy
« on: March 06, 2019, 03:09:00 pm »Message ID: 1265096
He has just revealed he has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.  That is probably one of the worst cancers with little hope of beating it. 

Off-Topic / What do you use in the shower?
« on: March 05, 2019, 05:47:26 am »Message ID: 1264786
Do you use a washcloth, a loofah, your hands, or just the bar of soap?

Off-Topic / Snow again!
« on: March 02, 2019, 05:54:20 am »Message ID: 1264258
We lucked out most of the winter with hardly any snow.  This morning we woke up to 4 inches and we are expecting another 4 to 8 Sunday.  And I thought spring was right around the corner  :(

Off-Topic / snow again
« on: February 11, 2019, 04:20:45 am »Message ID: 1261138
We just got snow last night, about 2 inches, but tomorrow we are expecting 5 to 8.  Where is spring?

Off-Topic / State of the Union
« on: February 06, 2019, 04:04:04 am »Message ID: 1260458
Did you watch it last night?  Any thoughts?

Off-Topic / My lucky day!
« on: January 14, 2019, 12:27:34 pm »Message ID: 1256918
Before my birthday dinner tonight my sister came over and told me we were going to the Sands Casino to gamble a little. When we got there she handed me a birthday card with a $50 Bill inside.  I played it for awhile, lost some, gained some.  I was on the slots, had $12 left so hit max bet and I swear I won the jackpot   Walked out with winnings of $320.73!!!!  That has never happened before.  I offered to at least give her the $50 back but she wouldn't take it  That's ok I'm going to buy her something nice!

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