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SenoritaLadyBoss

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Re: Tell a story
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2010, 12:54:56 pm »
then I named the lion Mr.Fuzzy Pants becuase his pawz looked all fuzzy

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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2010, 01:07:27 pm »
MR. Fuzzy Pants then put his name on the mailbox so he will recieve his FC check

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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2010, 01:54:52 pm »
One day the mailman delivered the mail and Mr. Fuzzy pants met Him at the mailbox in his comfortable lion boxers, ........

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Re: Tell a story
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2010, 01:59:35 pm »
......and said. Have you seen my FC check yet? ???

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2010, 10:01:47 pm »
The mailman replied..."I saw a check come your way but one of my coworkers thought that it was much to suspicious that a lion be receiving mail.  He decided to......

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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2010, 01:34:20 am »
bust out with the "berries and cream" dance from the starburst commercial........ "berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a Little Lad that likes berries and cream"...... but before he could get to the second verse, the lion appeared and said..."look-Man! Just give me my check, there's nothing suspicious about a lion receiving mail, Huh? So, do you guys just not like lions, or would you rather me maul your face??? Would you like that?? After hearing that, the mailman.........
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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2010, 08:28:02 am »
Reached in his pocket and pulled a wad of cash out gave it to Mr.
Fuzzy Pants and ran like.

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Re: Tell a story
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2010, 08:42:05 am »
... a bat of out of hell. Best thing is, thought the lion, is that this is the mailman's cash, I bet he has some other mailman delivery my check tommorrow still. The lion laid down to take a nap and started dreaming of the things he would buy with his new found wealth, when suddenly he was awakened by the sounds of police sirens...
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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2010, 05:07:18 pm »
outside the house. Twenty policemen barged in armed so the lion decided to....

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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2010, 05:12:01 pm »
act like  a hockey stick and get the puck out of there. he ran to the bus station and bought a ticket to.......

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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2010, 08:00:11 pm »
Alaska. His plan was to cross over into Russia, but when he tried...

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Re: Tell a story
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2010, 10:58:35 pm »
He stopped long enough to make MORE lions, with the local lion gal
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2010, 01:38:58 pm »
......Then Mr. Fuzzy Pants thought ??? Did I really want to make a lion cub or 2? So much for my...       :wave:

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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2010, 03:21:44 pm »
plans to be a  lounge singer in Vegas. Maybe ill just stay here and.... 

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Re: Tell a story
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2010, 02:26:40 pm »
Become a writer and share all his great experiences while opening up his very own den and breakfast place so he could...

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