Cthulhu Returns!

[FuzzyCottonsocks]

Some people enjoyed this, so here we go again.... 

10 Reasons to Believe in Cthulhu



1) The psychic octopus. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2010/07/08/moos.octopus.oracle.cnn?hpt=C2

2) If it's in a book it must be true.

3) This morning I found a penny. It must be his doing.

4) We have all seen the signs of his awakening and impending judgment. Storms, earthquakes,

disease, another crappy M. Night Shyamalan movie. Wake up to the truth!

5) The oil spill. He is NOT happy with us drilling holes in his ocean and eating his sea friends.

Soon he will come to shore and pass judgment on all our seafood restaurants. Quake with fear Red Lobster.

6) If Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don't adopt a latino by the end of 2013, the seas will rise and

cover the earth until only Walmart remains. -The prophet Wiki Pedia

7) People need to believe in something. Why not believe in a giant creature with the body of a man and

a cephalopod head?

The vuvuzela. Surely that annoying horn can summon something from the depths of darkness.

9) There are many like-minded people who agree with me. Strength in numbers.

10) I don't need a tenth reason. That's how sure I am.

If you disagree with me, you're wrong. When the great one comes all non-believers will drown in his wake. Their souls shall

be sent to Davy Jones'Locker and forced to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3 for all eternity. Yes I eat seafood and no, that does NOT

make me a hypocrite. As long as I pray for forgiveness every time, I'm free to do it again and never be held accountable. It's awesome.     

[candyterrius]

Buahahahahha!!! 

[queenofnines]

Thanks for reposting this!  I was sad when it got deleted.   

[Falconer02]

The badassness of this render is just beyond amazing. I fear lord Cthulhu and bow to his commands. And if he ever rises in popularity, perhaps in 2,000+ years everyone will worship him as the next god! One can only hope. I have had too many instances in my life where Cthulhu was undeniably real and aided me when I needed him the most. Usually in the holy church of Red Lobster where I prayed for his blessings. Those who worship him are promised everlasting life...passing through planet to planet and going home to planet Vhoorl. But it's not even everlasting life...it's difficult to understand until you let yourself go and just take it up the butt. Thus the passage goes--

"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die"

Everyone should ditch their current religion. Because this is cooler than yours. I'm right. End of story.



UNDENIABLE PROOF! I'M RIGHT! I'M RIGHT! EAT IT, OTHER RELIGIONS AND ATHEISTS!

[amyrouse]

So..who is now following Paul on Twitter?  LOL

[FuzzyCottonsocks]

Thanks for reposting this!  I was sad when it got deleted.   

I'm lucky I had it saved somewhere.   

[FuzzyCottonsocks]

The badassness of this render is just beyond amazing. I fear lord Cthulhu and bow to his commands. And if he ever rises in popularity, perhaps in 2,000+ years everyone will worship him as the next god! One can only hope. I have had too many instances in my life where Cthulhu was undeniably real and aided me when I needed him the most. Usually in the holy church of Red Lobster where I prayed for his blessings. Those who worship him are promised everlasting life...passing through planet to planet and going home to planet Vhoorl. But it's not even everlasting life...it's difficult to understand until you let yourself go and just take it up the butt. Thus the passage goes--

"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die"

Everyone should ditch their current religion. Because this is cooler than yours. I'm right. End of story.



UNDENIABLE PROOF! I'M RIGHT! I'M RIGHT! EAT IT, OTHER RELIGIONS AND ATHEISTS!

This is indeed a badass render, Falconer. I thank you for this awesome image. Perhaps I shall frame it and hang it over my fireplace, so it may be seen by all who visit my dwelling.  Or maybe I'll hang it outside to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. 

[ButterflyWings]

I am so glad this was re-posted WHOO HOO LOL