What are your favorite quotes?

[dmalsbury]

the smartest man knows nothing
the average man knows many things
the fool knows everything, and more

[sflynt]

the smartest man knows nothing
the average man knows many things
the fool knows everything, and more

  That is GREAT! I love it!! lol... Thanks for sharing!

[sflynt81]

"Never climb down the ladder of life." -Jeff Hardy (WWE/TNA)

[wischmeyersn]

one of my absolute favorites is "To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did. When God takes something from your grasp, he's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you."

[sflynt]

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."

-- Milton Berle


If music be the food of love, play on - Shakespeare


You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-- Edward Flaherty


Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength. – Corrie Ten Boom

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-Winston Churchill


One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
Voltaire


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx

"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt


"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
— Marilyn Monroe

[franlee46]

" Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime"

" If it ain't broke, don't fix it"  

Those are two of my favorites: Here is mine:

Do what you have to do, so you can do what you want to do. I think Bill Cosby said it so what do you think I say it all the time to my grandsons especially when they want something and their room is a mess 

[mgint]

a penny saved is a penny earned -do unto othes as you have them do unto you-a broken clock is right twice a day-throw some humor in there haha-

[Calvarado91]

"fawk it", "its a dog eat dog world", "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be"-albert einstein.

[fowlerdiana]

We are in a sticky situation like when sticky the stick bug got stuck on a sticky bun!--blackadder

[ro901]

When the game is over, the king and the *bleep* go back in the same box.

[PMZ908]

"I did not tell half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed."


                                             : Marco Polo on his deathbed 1324

[PMZ908]

Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric *bleep*!
Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your *bleep*......you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces *bleep*!                                                                                    

[Ittai]

That which does not kill us makes us stronger. ! (Friedrich Nietzsche)

[mstout1221]

Treat others the way you want to be treated...

[jamierawxx]

The serenity prayer.