What are your favorite quotes?

[tzs]

The next time someone is speeding and cuts you off in traffic, and you just happend to pull up next to them at a stop light or on the road, if they have their window down, lean over and yell this-

                                                               "DID YOUR WATER JUST BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?"

Works for both men and women-that's what makes it so funny and insulting!


I made that one up!!!!

[adg35]

A quote dear to my heart being that I am a new RN!

Nursing is an art:  and if it is to be made an art, it requires an exclusive devotion as hard a preparation, as any painter's or sculptor's work; for what is the having to do with dead canvas or dead marble, compared with having to do with the living body, the temple of God's spirit?  It is one of the Fine Arts:  I had almost said, the finest of Fine Arts.  ~Florence Nightingale

[sommap]

My mind is like a camera.  The only problem is that I ran out of film!

[kezalter]

"Every society honors its live conformists, and its dead troublemakers." ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

[manicamarketing]

"Do onto others as you would have them do onto you"

Jesus

[GramPolly3]

We are the ones we have been waiting for. (unknown)

[ShadowDF]

"Is it impossible to get coffee-flavored coffee around here...?" - Dr. Denis Leary

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings..." - Optimus Prime

"Remember when I promised to kill you last..." "I lied..." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[1cooldaddy]

"Is it impossible to get coffee-flavored coffee around here...?" - Dr. Denis Leary

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings..." - Optimus Prime

"Remember when I promised to kill you last..." "I lied..." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How about this one from Barfly "some people never go insane what truly horrible lives they live"  Mickey Rourke

[wallstreetkidx]

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running

[ShadeTree]

There are some really great quotes on here, what an awesome topic choice!! Here are some I enjoy...

"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." ~Johann Von Goethe

"One of the nice things about problems, is that a good many of them do not exist." ~Steve Allen

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." ~ Douglas Adams

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Law

"Live for the moments you can't put into words."

"Life is a *bleep*. 'Cause if it were a *bleep*, it'd be easy."

"One day, your life will flash before your eyes. So make sure it's worth watching."

"Life isn't about finding who you are, it's about creating who you want to be."

"The worst thing about being lied to, is knowing you weren't worth the truth."

"Minds are like parachutes. They won't work properly unless they're open."

"How do you document 'Real Life', when every day it becomes more & more like Fiction?"

"The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if
it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does." ~Phil Woosnam

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up some place else." ~Yogi Berra

"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions." ~Alfred Adler

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." ~Abe Lincoln

"There is danger in changing too much in search of perfection." ~Agnetha Foltskog

"Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that guarantees the others." ~Aristotle

"It's easy to make a buck. It's a lot tougher to make a difference." ~Tom Brokaw

"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do." ~Andrew Carnegie

"Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values." ~Dhalai Lama

"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine." ~Elvis Presley

"Never reach out your hand, unless you are willing to extend an arm." ~Pope Paul VI

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." ~Napoleon Bonaparte

"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, why do they keep score?" ~Vince Lombardi

[megan210]

my favoriate quote would be live life to the fullest.

[BizELady]

People are often unreasonable and self-centered,

Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives,

Be kind anyway.

If you are honest, people may cheat you.

Be honest anyway.

If you find happiness, people may be jealous,

Be happy anyway.

The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow,

Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough,

Give your best anyway.

For, you see, in the end it is betweeen you and God,

It was never between you and them anyway.



Poem by Mother Teresa

[jorhea]

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out, screaming, "WOOHOO, what a ride!"

[falcon9]

'That which does not kill me has made serious tactical and strategic errors'.

[franlee46]

curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brings it back.

I like these two....           

 "A stitch in time saves nine" 

"Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today"