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~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« on: January 26, 2011, 10:54:17 am »

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and
knocked.  When a woman came to the door, he asked
her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Margie and
Mikey, they're eighteen.  And the twins, Pam & Sam,
they're sixteen.  And the twins, Sissy and Missy,
they're fourteen."

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins
every time?"

The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin'."
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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 04:53:36 pm »
lol... that was great. :notworthy:

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 07:27:37 pm »
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
So funny.  ;D
Looking forward to the next one man.
Keep up the good work!!!

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 10:22:17 pm »
lol..nice one! Thanks for sharing!

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