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anyone have a joke
« on: August 22, 2011, 02:51:30 pm »
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i am having a hard time to have offer today, anyone have a joke?

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Re: anyone have a joke
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 03:30:27 pm »
I've got a joke.
Your mama is so dumb,she sold her car to buy gas money.
HAHA Get it?v ;D
I've got another one!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because hes dead.
Logicness. :P

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Re: anyone have a joke
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 05:25:58 pm »
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i am having a hard time to have offer today, anyone have a joke?


Let's see ... Mary and John hadn't been getting along well lately so, John decided to break things off and headed over to Mary's condo.  John arrived and Mary buzzed him in, at which point John took the elevator up to Mary's 20th floor condo.  Mary lets John in, John proceeds to tell Mary that he just can't take it anymore and thinks they should see other people.  Mary is heart-broken, even though John is being a selfish gnat, Mary still loves him and sobs as John says goodbye and takes the elevator down to the lobby.  Mary is so overcome with dispair, she dashes across her livingroom, through the open doors to the balcony and leaps out ... 20 floors up ... just as John emerges onto the sidewalk below.

Mary lands on John, killing him instantly but, Mary survives with a scratch.  Somewhere in there is the irony of life.
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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