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Phx0808

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Best one liner you have ever heard?
« on: September 13, 2011, 12:45:35 am »
My favorite one-liner is:

To the ugly people of the world, you're welcome. Your Friend, Alcohol. :thumbsup:

What's yours?

I was lying in bed the other night, looking up at the stars, and thinking, "Where in the heck is my roof?"

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 04:12:25 pm »
i may be fat, but you're ugly, i can always lose weight.

it's a bumper sticker i saw about 20 years ago.  it's not nice, but it did make me laugh.

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 08:08:03 pm »
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 08:28:50 pm »
my favorite one liner

You want the Truth? You cant handle the truth!

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 09:03:51 pm »
mine is probly not apporpriate :( but thanks for reminding me of it!

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 09:07:04 pm »
"we raped the horses and road off on the women" from the movie The Three Amigos.

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2011, 10:17:52 pm »
This is actually on the license plate holder of a police motorcycle.....smile...I could be behind you.  It made me smile for sure. :wave: :wave:

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Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2011, 02:59:25 am »
A man walks into a bar.  He says, "Ouch".

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