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« on: November 16, 2011, 04:13:08 pm »
  
One day a man walks into a dentist’s and asks
 how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth?
“$160,” the dentist says.“That’s a ridiculous
 amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper
 way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t
 use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to
 $120.”” the man says. no, thats still to much
“Okay,” says the dentist “If I save on anaesthesia
and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers,
I could get awaywith charging $40.” “Nope,”
moans the man,“it’s still too much.”“Hmm,”
says the dentist,scratching his head. “If I let
one of my studentsdo it for the experience, I
suppose I could chargeyou just $20.” “Marvellous,”
says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday !”
« Last Edit: November 16, 2011, 04:15:18 pm by dguernsey1 »

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