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SherylsShado

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2012, 01:37:42 pm »
Quote from: SherylsShado link=topic=39918.date=1334079147
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Changed your mind or, modifying your post?

I "lost" my post.... ???  quite possibly my mind too... ???  it's been a "rough" week... ??? have had a few co-workers moving my stuff making me think I'm going "loco" and now this... ::)

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2012, 01:41:31 pm »
I "lost" my post.... ???  quite possibly my mind too... ???  it's been a "rough" week... ??? have had a few co-workers moving my stuff making me think I'm going "loco" and now this... ::)

"I came home one day and my roommate had replaced every single item in the place with an exact duplicate." --Steven Wright
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2012, 01:55:00 pm »
I "lost" my post.... ???  quite possibly my mind too... ???  it's been a "rough" week... ??? have had a few co-workers moving my stuff making me think I'm going "loco" and now this... ::)

"I came home one day and my roommate had replaced every single item in the place with an exact duplicate." --Steven Wright

LOL...ok, I'm not THAT bad off...yet. ;)   

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2012, 02:02:09 pm »
I "lost" my post.... ???  quite possibly my mind too... ???  it's been a "rough" week... ??? have had a few co-workers moving my stuff making me think I'm going "loco" and now this... ::)

"I came home one day and my roommate had replaced every single item in the place with an exact duplicate." --Steven Wright
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LOL...ok, I'm not THAT bad off...yet. ;)   

It could be worse ...  "You know how it feels when you're leaning back on a chair, and you lean too far back, and you almost fall over backwards, but then you catch yourself at the last second? I feel like that all the time."-- Steven Wright
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2012, 02:16:34 pm »
@falcon9,
   perhaps you should let these people know that there is zero evidence to support that they are walking in Jesus' ACTUAL footsteps and SAVE them $3,995!!  :D



The Associated Press
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) — Elvis Presley Enterprises is sponsoring a tour of the Holy Land, which will take Elvis fans to Israel May 12-21.  According to a news release from the company, travelers will follow in the footsteps of Jesus. Additionally, the tour group will stop at the Elvis Inn Restaurant in Abu Ghosh — an Elvis-themed diner and souvenir shop. Joining the tour will be Elvis backup singers Joe Moscheo, Terry Blackwood and Bill Baize.
Elvis won three Grammy awards for his spiritual recordings.
The cost is $3,995.  http://www.dnj.com/article/20120328/NEWS/303280040/Elvis-fans-targeted-May-tour-Israel


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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #50 on: April 10, 2012, 02:20:28 pm »
@falcon9,
   perhaps you should let these people know that there is zero evidence to support that they are walking in Jesus' ACTUAL footsteps and SAVE them $3,995!!  :D

The Associated Press:
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) — Elvis Presley Enterprises is sponsoring a tour of the Holy Land, which will take Elvis fans to Israel May 12-21.  According to a news release from the company, travelers will follow in the footsteps of Jesus. Additionally, the tour group will stop at the Elvis Inn Restaurant in Abu Ghosh — an Elvis-themed diner and souvenir shop. Joining the tour will be Elvis backup singers Joe Moscheo, Terry Blackwood and Bill Baize.
Elvis won three Grammy awards for his spiritual recordings.
The cost is $3,995.  http://www.dnj.com/article/20120328/NEWS/303280040/Elvis-fans-targeted-May-tour-Israel

For some, the combination of Elvis and jesus would be an irresistable temptation, (they may not be walking in the footsteps of either but, can probably imagine that that are).
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2012, 03:34:41 pm »
For some, the combination of Elvis and jesus would be an irresistable temptation, (they may not be walking in the footsteps of either but, can probably imagine that that are).

Well...I guess there's no harm in it (as long as they don't try to 'walk on the water' in their blue suede shoes).

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2012, 03:48:20 pm »
Well...I guess there's no harm in it (as long as they don't try to 'walk on the water' in their blue suede shoes).


Still, it's such a cynical pretext for making money by 'sheering the sheep' that's it can make one wonder.
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2012, 04:22:39 pm »
Still, it's such a cynical pretext for making money by 'sheering the sheep' that's it can make one wonder.

But they are limiting the tour to only 100 people. 
100 people x $3995 is only a mere $399, 500  :sad1:.

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2012, 04:29:41 pm »
Still, it's such a cynical pretext for making money by 'sheering the sheep' that it can make one wonder.


But they are limiting the tour to only 100 people. 
100 people x $3995 is only a mere $399, 500  :sad1:.

Peanut butter & banana sandwiches included, (or excluded to prevent food fights)?
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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2012, 05:09:26 pm »
Still, it's such a cynical pretext for making money by 'sheering the sheep' that it can make one wonder.


But they are limiting the tour to only 100 people. 
100 people x $3995 is only a mere $399, 500  :sad1:.

Peanut butter & banana sandwiches included, (or excluded to prevent food fights)?

I bet they'd charge extra for "peanut butter & banana sandwich food fights" and I bet they could manage to find a way to get an image of Jesus on the bread and charge at least $15 a sandwich! 

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2012, 05:26:43 pm »
I bet they'd charge extra for "peanut butter & banana sandwich food fights" and I bet they could manage to find a way to get an image of Jesus on the bread and charge at least $15 a sandwich! 

There's be fewer fights if they had bananas with those chips that greeting cards have saying, "Uh-huh, thank you ... thank you verra much."
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2012, 07:47:43 pm »
I bet they'd charge extra for "peanut butter & banana sandwich food fights" and I bet they could manage to find a way to get an image of Jesus on the bread and charge at least $15 a sandwich! 

There's be fewer fights if they had bananas with those chips that greeting cards have saying, "Uh-huh, thank you ... thank you verra much."

lol    :thumbsup:

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2012, 08:32:08 pm »
I went to Sunrise Service, Sunday School, and Preaching at my church....It was a wonderful service!

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Re: Will You Be Attending Church Service on Easter Sunday?
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2012, 09:03:23 pm »
I went to Sunrise Service, Sunday School, and Preaching at my church....It was a wonderful service!



Any baptistisms?
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