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aldin301

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« Reply #345 on: November 25, 2015, 04:34:06 pm »
"Oh, son. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times... who are all you people?"
- Franklin Sherman, The Critic (1994)

"There's a reason there's a banana in my ear, it's to lure the monkey out of my head."
- Franklin Sherman, The Critic (1994)

"I know that, Mr. Man!"
- Annie Wilkes, Misery (1990)

I could go on for hours. I love quotes, random movie quotes. Love em.


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« Reply #346 on: November 25, 2015, 08:06:37 pm »
"So what if I can't spell Armageddon.It's not the end of the world."
-Stewart Francis
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« Reply #347 on: November 25, 2015, 09:10:08 pm »
"I always wanted to be a milkshake" -Lincoln Hawk (Sly Stallone) in Over The Top

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« Reply #348 on: November 28, 2015, 10:50:40 am »
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Savannah Highnote

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« Reply #349 on: December 04, 2015, 11:12:11 am »
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.
~Murphy’s Law

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« Reply #350 on: December 09, 2015, 11:12:17 am »
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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« Reply #351 on: December 22, 2015, 01:06:40 am »
Gotta love this one:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein




Google JediJohnnie and May the Force be with you!

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« Reply #352 on: December 26, 2015, 09:41:42 am »
“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

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« Reply #353 on: December 27, 2015, 08:58:56 am »
I saw a stationery store move.
Jay London

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« Reply #354 on: January 02, 2016, 09:56:40 am »
“Multi-tools are like insults, girls — you should always have one on hand.”
― Elizabeth Little, Dear Daughter

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« Reply #355 on: January 04, 2016, 11:06:35 am »
I hate waking up from naps cause I'm always confused like: where am I what time is it is this earth where's my mom what day is today
-Unknown

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« Reply #356 on: February 05, 2016, 11:34:25 am »
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Anonymous

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« Reply #357 on: February 16, 2016, 08:16:25 pm »
Sally: I'm giving a valentine to my sweet baboo

Charlie Brown: He says he's not your sweet baboo.

Sally: What does he know.

Google JediJohnnie and May the Force be with you!

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« Reply #358 on: February 17, 2016, 11:02:00 am »
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

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« Reply #359 on: February 17, 2016, 12:30:52 pm »
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.

Have a good day everyone!

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